Maybe you got some psycho b*tch stalking you. Or some girls boyfriend you got jealous since you have an evo and the girl loves your car? Seriously that sucks. It seems that you can't park close to where you want to because you get door dings and if you park far away from other, people will get curious and see why you parked so far away.

 

the girls boyfriend thing is my first suspect......my ex's man now drives a broke down 97 bmw 3 series with a dumbass kit.....she adores my car still to this day....

 

Funny you should say that. My ex's boyfriend was the one who did the damage to my car. Mississippi girls are not to be dealt with, and the local guys are usually 10 times worse. It seems that there is a lot of inbreeding that goes on down there, so by pissing off a girl, you also **** off her brother/cousin/uncle/new boyfriend....all in one.

The best thing is they usually drive lifted trucks, which are easy to get underneath and losen the bolts on the differential cover, which lets the gear oil drain out, which will cause the rear axle to lock up, usually when it overheats....like on an interstate....Well, at least their redneck friends (that help them do vandalism) drive trucks like this. The other's usually get really scared when you are pointing 10 golden saber hollow points in their direction. They'll do pretty much anything you tell them to do at that point, especially if you do a little research ahead of time and find out some info on his mother. I don't know of anything funnier when you are holding a punk kid at gun point while telling him the street address of his mom, what she drives, her license plate number, even her home phone number. If you really got time to kill, find out her schedule by watching her daily routine as she leaves for work or whatever, you could follow her and find out where she works for added effect. Right after you tell the guy all the info you have gathered, pull the hammer back and tell the guy "if you touch my car again, I'll cut your mother's throat, and then rape her as she bleeds out."

That usually gets the point across, or so I hear.

 

Maybe if Bailey has rabies.

 

funny thing.....i have quite a few of them...people here suck...as do some (not going to name) but cultures that do live here......this kid i suspect that did it is the punk kid who stole my mirror when i got the car....u remember that girl err should i say ho now in the car with me....that was her ex....its funny how i dump her then 2 weeks later this happens....yeppp her wazian (white boy *no offence to white people* wanting to be asian) boyfriend got all his little comanodos to somehow hate me....weird how people can be influenced to easily....but hey....me and my hollowpoints can fend them off for the most part....50 midgets running around me doesnt scare me at all.....then again its kinna hard to scare someone whos not afraid of death....come get some bit$ches...

 

sounds like a kinky fantasy gone wrong.

 

Don't bother with a police report. I tried to file one for vandalism done to my car, and the cop said that if I didn't catch them in the act of actually doing it, then they couldn't go after them. He also said that if I tried to detain them (if I did catch them) that I would be commiting a crime of unlawful detainment, which puts you in a catch 22.

Just remember one thing, controled double-tap bursts will keep you out of trouble if you are threatened by a person with a weapon. Put 2 in the center mass of each of them and you will walk. Don't empty the mag on one person and then reload, even though it would be the proper thing to do in the name of justice.

 

I hope there is a concentration camp for car vandals. **** them, let them die in a pool of AIDS.

 

dude not cool, but i hear ya bro, mine wasnt that pricy, but it was more of a, why would anyone do this?? they ripped my mitsubishi emblem off the trunk, removing the paint, keying where the emblem was placed, and to top it off, literally, they stuck the emblem back on over all the mess. Well thank you so much. Whatever they wanted to accomplish I hope they did it. Maybe I need one of those Public Safety dudes @ the mall to drive around my house all night/day to keep an eye out...

 

90GSX-03EVO.....i think you are my new hero

but seriously thats pretty f'in hardcore, and yes, that would get the point across. There've been plenty of little montsters I'd love to do that to...

 

*devising plans.....*

 

yea.. that suck. It hard to deal w/ haters.

that's why i tend to keep things low profile. Always park the car in the garage.

 

aim bellow the waist....femoral arteries
win win situation

 

No, that can be deemed as premeditated. Trust me. Center mass, double tap. 2 shots to get the job done. No more, no less. Any other pattern than this will land you in trouble.

 

^^^ wow......u know a lot....ummm....wanna make a special trip down back to shi&tas$ biloxi for a few days...