Got a ticket at home
Aug 17, 2006, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by FJF
It's a child's mentality - move from a simple parking violation to being charged with felony assault. Great advice! 
Aug 17, 2006, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Stew
Have you nailed his daughter yet? That is the obvious solution.
Don't forget to involve the internet during the nailing session.
Don't forget to involve the internet during the nailing session.
After that, he can ask his neighbor, "Hey, have you kissed your wife yet today and told ya that ya love her?"
When he looks at him with a puzzled look, the neighbor could say, "Yeah, why?" That's when he gets hit with the reply, "So how'd my d*ck taste?"
Aug 17, 2006, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBled78250
Just pay the ticket and everytime you see this guy have a big smile on your face like you could'nt give two sh*ts about him or the tickets.
Aug 17, 2006, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by 4g63_24
I used to have a neighbor that was an a$$ also and he had a stupid *** poodle that i hated as much as i hated him so one day that stupid dog fella sleep underneath my car and i backed up over it...I wa sgoing to tell him about it but since i hated him i didn't...instead I woke up extra early and put the dog under his carand when he backed out to go to work he ran over his own dog...that took care of him good...he couldn't live with himself and live with the memory of his loving poodle and how he ran over him or her so he moved... 
in your case you should do the daughter...that should even some playing field.
in your case you should do the daughter...that should even some playing field.
Aug 17, 2006, 08:08 AM
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Do what Eddie Murphy did in Beverly Hills Cop, but a banana in his tailpipe.... then put your banana in his wife and daughters tailpipe and post it on the internet.
Then wake up and realize 90% of the people on this forum wouldn't lift a finger in real life and just keep taking it in the tailpipe by this ex-pig. But we could imagine can't we?
Then wake up and realize 90% of the people on this forum wouldn't lift a finger in real life and just keep taking it in the tailpipe by this ex-pig. But we could imagine can't we?
Aug 17, 2006, 08:08 AM
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So, this may sound stupid but.....
How about you try and talk to the guy and get to know him a little bit, ask him specifically what he does not like about your car. It's often more difficult for people to be an a$$ to someone the know.
It may be he is just an unreasonable ***** at the end of the day, then take the poke his daughter approach. But first you should go get yourself a venerial disease so you can give it to her.
On the other hand if he has a legit gripe about your car, like the exhaust rattles his windows every time you pull out of the driveway, then perhapse you should try to be a good neighbor and do something about it.
You could also try to get him on video saying something increminating like "my freinds will make sure you get a ticket every where you go" etc etc. then take that to court with you next time you get one.
Bottom line is the dude is an ex cop and unless you want to get hassled everytime you turn around you need to try and working things out.
How about you try and talk to the guy and get to know him a little bit, ask him specifically what he does not like about your car. It's often more difficult for people to be an a$$ to someone the know.
It may be he is just an unreasonable ***** at the end of the day, then take the poke his daughter approach. But first you should go get yourself a venerial disease so you can give it to her.
On the other hand if he has a legit gripe about your car, like the exhaust rattles his windows every time you pull out of the driveway, then perhapse you should try to be a good neighbor and do something about it.
You could also try to get him on video saying something increminating like "my freinds will make sure you get a ticket every where you go" etc etc. then take that to court with you next time you get one.
Bottom line is the dude is an ex cop and unless you want to get hassled everytime you turn around you need to try and working things out.
Aug 17, 2006, 08:12 AM
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im all for the laying the pipe on the guys wife.. or daughter. or both...
yah anyhow, superglue some sand paper to his windshield wipers. That should take care of that.
oh btw you dont have to sleep with hi daughter to get mental on him.
next time he gets in your face just tell him "dude chill out. just because i fuc*ed your daughter doesnt me..... (by now he'll interupt you) then just walk off.
well wait. then he might take it out on the daughter but what ever.
yah anyhow, superglue some sand paper to his windshield wipers. That should take care of that.
oh btw you dont have to sleep with hi daughter to get mental on him.
next time he gets in your face just tell him "dude chill out. just because i fuc*ed your daughter doesnt me..... (by now he'll interupt you) then just walk off.
well wait. then he might take it out on the daughter but what ever.
Aug 17, 2006, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by chrisw
confront him and ask him why he feels the need to be such a *****...
Aug 17, 2006, 08:35 AM
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i don't think they'd let that fly
remember carlos mencia? tried to make a license plate say nig*a but they wouldn't let him. but they let him make one out of wetback
XD
remember carlos mencia? tried to make a license plate say nig*a but they wouldn't let him. but they let him make one out of wetback
XD
Aug 17, 2006, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 4g63_24
I used to have a neighbor that was an a$$ also and he had a stupid *** poodle that i hated as much as i hated him so one day that stupid dog fella sleep underneath my car and i backed up over it...I wa sgoing to tell him about it but since i hated him i didn't...instead I woke up extra early and put the dog under his carand when he backed out to go to work he ran over his own dog...that took care of him good...he couldn't live with himself and live with the memory of his loving poodle and how he ran over him or her so he moved... in your case you should do the daughter...that should even some playing field.
in your case you should do the daughter...that should even some playing field.