signalauto27

iTrader: (5)

Straight Pipe!

RED DEMON

iTrader: (5)

who ever took my post in a serious tone is a complete idiot. i was only kidding around! Hes a ex-cop, ***in with him would be the WORST thing you could do. I simply posted up a humorous joke

FartMuffler

Shave down the curb and move it so you're closer to it... in fact.... get a portable curb!!1

badhabit90

iTrader: (13)

okay here is what you do...


late night you and your friends get the largest boxes of rice krispies you guys can find. second, LOTS of powdered milk....

take the rice krispies and just unload on his lawn all over. what is he gonna do?? pick up thousands of little krispies??? um no...he will more that likely just run his lawn mower over them. try to wet the lawn if you can.

the rice krispies will act like glue when he tries to mow his lawn. the more he waters the more sticky they get. any sort of moisture will just make a mess. ahhahaah!!!!

the powdered milk...
same with the powdered milk. unload it all on the lawn. what happens when regular milk goes bad?? stinks dont it...welp this milk is powdered. just add water and whalla regular milk. hmmm, hot sun and milk going bad...hahahha ahh the smell...

not that ive done this or anything....OH and by him watering, only makes it worse!!!!!

have fun!!!!

4g63_24

iTrader: (3)

about the dog...haha i made up the story hahah lol but anywaise i'm with you on banging the wife and daughter at the same time and getting both of them to call you big papa.

EGHBauce

iTrader: (21)

undo the gas cap and stick an oily rag in there, light and run like a mother then take off in your evo because its an evo, best getaway car.

Spec'd

iTrader: (16)

Throw a bunch of these in his lawn.


http://www.american-lawns.com/problems/bad_bugs.html