ho ho ho
Dec 24, 2015, 01:43 PM
#1
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ho ho ho
Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
There wasnt a trace of a Subaru or a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured Id mess with the Evo for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "dont suppose that youd trade for my sleigh?
I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if youve got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "hey! Lets go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors retreat,
We pushed the Evo quietly into the street,
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With the turbo spinning and header aglow,
We headed on out where the Mexico racers go.
And Santas grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "cant recall when Ive felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"
Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the antilag exploded with popping exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and 4 tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, its a hell of a night!!!"
There wasnt a trace of a Subaru or a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured Id mess with the Evo for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "dont suppose that youd trade for my sleigh?
I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if youve got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "hey! Lets go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors retreat,
We pushed the Evo quietly into the street,
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With the turbo spinning and header aglow,
We headed on out where the Mexico racers go.
And Santas grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "cant recall when Ive felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"
Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the antilag exploded with popping exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and 4 tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, its a hell of a night!!!"
Dec 24, 2015, 02:46 PM
#2
lol ain't gonna lie...this **** made my night...just came out of the shed trying to paint my vc but it's too humid here and could have been better...pretty pissed off sat out here, grabbed a drink and a cigar I had laying around, and said **** it...came across this and well, that's pretty good...thx man! 
