How to "hellaflush" an Evo 8
Jan 28, 2012, 04:21 PM
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So as long as everyone conforms to the majority of this community they can be free of condemnation. Thanks lemming. I know the thread was old but this is a common occurrence for almost every thret5ad I come across and it's just such a bunch of Internet conformity wannabe tough guy bull****.
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
Jan 28, 2012, 06:06 PM
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"lemming"? "lemming!?" there is NOTHING more lemming than this "stanced"/"hellaflush" epidemic.
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
I applaud you sir.
Jan 28, 2012, 10:00 PM
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"lemming"? "lemming!?" there is NOTHING more lemming than this "stanced"/"hellaflush" epidemic.
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
Jan 28, 2012, 10:05 PM
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"lemming"? "lemming!?" there is NOTHING more lemming than this "stanced"/"hellaflush" epidemic.
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
Jan 28, 2012, 11:01 PM
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Jan 28, 2012, 11:19 PM
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"lemming"? "lemming!?" there is NOTHING more lemming than this "stanced"/"hellaflush" epidemic.
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
I was going to add my own comments to this thread but nothing more needs to be said.
END of story.
CLOSE THREAD!!!
Jan 29, 2012, 08:10 AM
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"lemming"? "lemming!?" there is NOTHING more lemming than this "stanced"/"hellaflush" epidemic.
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
Jan 29, 2012, 08:14 AM
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Jan 29, 2012, 08:16 AM
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Jan 29, 2012, 08:41 AM
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I just had a counter thought.
what if instead of "ruining" these cars, the clowns are actually preserving them, detailing them twice a week, etc? later on when they move on to the next childish trend they'll have to sell them at a massive loss perfectly preserved to people that will restore them to their natural glory? or does humping the fenders , etc. actually ruin them?
thoughts?
what if instead of "ruining" these cars, the clowns are actually preserving them, detailing them twice a week, etc? later on when they move on to the next childish trend they'll have to sell them at a massive loss perfectly preserved to people that will restore them to their natural glory? or does humping the fenders , etc. actually ruin them?
thoughts?
Jan 29, 2012, 09:38 AM
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Big wheels (at least 18s), low offset, stretched tires (tires narrower than the wheels). And a bit of camber. Thats hellaflush.
Stanced is something different. That requires a metric ****on of camber in the front, 2 metric ****ons of camber in the rear, and you should be so low your front lip will be approx 1 inch off the ground. And even wider wheels with narrower tires. The rim edge should be clearly separated from the edge of the tire.
Stanced is something different. That requires a metric ****on of camber in the front, 2 metric ****ons of camber in the rear, and you should be so low your front lip will be approx 1 inch off the ground. And even wider wheels with narrower tires. The rim edge should be clearly separated from the edge of the tire.
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"lemming"? "lemming!?" there is NOTHING more lemming than this "stanced"/"hellaflush" epidemic.
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
it's the most empty-headed, trifling, daft, delusional, narcissistic, attention whoring, emotionally-stunted, pathologically-immature, posing, low class, ghetto-brained, stupidity in the car nut world. It's the absolute WORST that car "enthusiasts" have to offer.
this place is dedicated to one of the greatest performance cars ever built, one of the greatest performance bargains in the history of mankind. the democratization of sports cars, bringing near super car performance (with a mod or two) to middle class people who heretofore could have NEVER afforded it. my father had no option such as this even available to him in the 70's. no, you needn't buy a porsche or ferrari, not any more, not like before.
herrafrush/pranced is the polar opposite of performance, it's anti-performance, it's counter-performance, making a car "look" fast (to ignorant, know-nothing hood rats) while crippling it, making it a retarded, bottom-scraping, useless piece of all-show-no-go crap. all to "look cool" showing off their bling to other people, driving down the street in a mankini yelling out the window "look at me!, look at me!", pure lemming, nothing more.
and everytime someone ruins another one of these gems the baby jesus dies inside a little more, another kitten is snuffed out, and the world is made more crass, more empty and more backward.
there are limitless civics, 'ludes, accords and Sis available that are already slow, so, no harm, no foul, frush and prance away to your little mind's content. but the poor Evolutions are few and far between. PLEASE leave them alone. for the baby jesus' sake, please!
Jan 29, 2012, 10:12 AM
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People should really educate themselves before looking like idiots. I have seen some insanely low, well stanced cars perform extremely well on the track. You are just closed minded and feel the need to hate on other people's styles b/c you aren't a fan. You can "stance" a car, if thats what you want to call it, and still have it perform just as good, if not better than a non "stanced" car. Do your homework.
As for the poster above. Bravo, I can still hang with others in Hawaii in the corners...and since we don't have a track. Low and slow works for me