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Old Apr 26, 2008 | 02:17 PM
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WARNING

this thread contains extremely graphic pictures of defensless victims of what we call "R.I.C.E"
race
inspired
cosmetic
enhancmeants

fried rice if you will. rice gone horribly wrong.

it starts very innocently (almost like a gateway drug) first a bigger wing.... then BAM LAMBO DOORS!!!!! SH*7 IS NOW HITTING THE FAN.

so with that being said be prepared for graphic and sometimes disturbing R.I.C.E

Originally Posted by 4WS Tuning
i win... what do i get?


Originally Posted by TheGVR4kid
What do I win?
Originally Posted by bdking57
This bumper is quacktastic.. not as bad as the one just posted though.
Originally Posted by illegalakkord
Is it just me? or does this lancer have lambo doors in the rear also!?!!??!?
Originally Posted by BigEd925
ugliest evo vendor car..............I wish I had more hands, so I could give that evo 4 thumbs down.
Originally Posted by nils
Originally Posted by krazirob
its not an evo but can be put into here......LOL saw it today actually at the meet....

Originally Posted by bluebyu36
Originally Posted by nils
Originally Posted by 596736
Tampax ad:
Originally Posted by SJR
I found it!

/thread
Originally Posted by SJR
Yes, it is.
But these also came up in the search. Ugly IMO.

Originally Posted by o-townFLA
Bomex... For The Win...!!!


Originally Posted by supra94red
from F&F2
Originally Posted by JohnBradley
Originally Posted by novem

always count on Europe, to make a great car ****ty....
Originally Posted by EvoBig16G
I think we have a winner
Originally Posted by evo150
not sure if its a repost.
Originally Posted by goliath
HAHAA

Originally Posted by 20psiMR
This was parked at the United Mitsu dealer here in Vegas when I went down there. Basically it is their advertising all over the car. Sorry, its a cam phone pic, but I had to take it! Black SE and the graphics are metallic if you cant tell from pic. I didnt get any closer for fear of getting cooties.
Originally Posted by prj.evo
Originally Posted by V.8MR
Originally Posted by BlackIX
This one is on Ebay right now for those who are interested
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2003-...QQcmdZViewItem


Originally Posted by Narayan

Originally Posted by imajinmyfx
i dont know whether its an evo or a lancer
Originally Posted by MR_FQ-300

Found this gem. WOW. Something like seidl tuning or something. Looks like its from Need for Speed Underground, where you have to modify the exterior to make it look like crap to advance in the game.
Go to google and search "mitsubishi lancer evolution 8 estate" its the first one, enjoy.
Do not ask why I was searching that, bored in class.
Originally Posted by imajinmyfx
heres the front

i say evo b/c looks at the side skirts, rear door and where the door and where rear wheel well meet. lancers have a space between the rear door and wheel well. evos have smaller space





AND AMERICAS #1 RICER BRO
Originally Posted by EJEvo
BRO........

here is some more info on this vulgar case of R.I.C.E

https://www.evolutionm.net/forums/sh...ighlight=lambo


SOME EXCERPTS FROM THE ABOVE LINK AND MORE PICS :

[QUOTE=jr-evilevo;3631204]I am the owner of this car & all i can say is wow! Anybody who dissed my car can change their tampon 1st then email me. Let me show you my car is not all show. look @ the list below, add 2 tunes by Al & take into consideration of the few things real racers keep secret. I've been DFW San Antonio Austin Houston (ask Al) UNDEFEATED!!!! put your money where your mouth is, any takers want to race? ah screw it keep hating

ps here you go, another good pic I even got it painted for you ovaries! sorry there i go again judging folks by what they have in thier pants. sorry

Originally Posted by CBRD
i went crosseyed...

this is what my son feels about that...



its about as well put together as his outfit....

cb


Originally Posted by scorke
I'll race you if you promise to keep the doors closed and can assure me the front and rear
bumper are securely fastened, I'd hate to collide with one of those at speed.
Scorke
Originally Posted by CaliMR
$1,000 is a lot of cash to lay out just to pick up some ladies.
Back to the car:

I have never owned, and don't know #@$& about body kits, but this little outcropping at the very bottom of the kit...was that supposed to be shaved off before it was installed? It looks like the crud that sticks off the pieces in a children's model kit, which you shave off before you put it together.
Originally Posted by travman
I think I just threw up in my mouth.....
Originally Posted by DynoFlash
I personally enjoyed the heck out of my Lambo Evo door drive

It was really cool all the looks I got at the 7/11 when I got out of that machine

Would I do it to my Evo - prob not

All the haters here are really toxic buffons

Lately the evom scene has grown more critical and less contributive - IMHO

Peace


Originally Posted by jr-evilevo
The brackets are heavy, however by removing the beams in the doors i actually lost a few lbs. as for the primer, i just had bumpers put on that day but my car is painted now. i don't know what wonderful world you live in where bodykits come prepainted.
Originally Posted by jr-evilevo
another hater......1st Erik, get an Evo! how you gonna diss something you ain't got? 2nd get to my level chump, 1 of fuel injectors is worth more than your car! 3rd when you do get that evo i'll drive to MI & race ya, given you have free time from keeping warm by spooning your cuzin cletus...... homo homo homo


yes i know you see these doors everywhere. anybody who is anybody has some. Not why i did it. I've been having show cars for years & that how you win shows. get whatever is hot.

Originally Posted by jr-evilevo
you like my belt sweetie? it'll come in handy for the spanking you'd get in texas!
Originally Posted by jr-evilevo
wow you talk about my car a whole lot. you dream about it? does it turn you on? & not to worry car is painted now so "stroke" away
Originally Posted by jr-evilevo
opinions are acceptable but don't hate on others just cuz you can't afford mods


Originally Posted by jr-evilevo
stock rims w/beefy tires are a must have for tuning day. fyi tune day is all about performance, not looks.



SO TRUE

Originally Posted by Lowness

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Old Apr 26, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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AWSOMELY RICE!!!!!!!!! EVO 8 NUR SPEC!!!!!!!!!VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and this is hilarious.......

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Old Apr 26, 2008 | 02:24 PM
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Rice, Rice Bay, Dun Nun Nun Nun Nunun....
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 02:40 PM
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awesome thread! that half lancer/half evo pic got me staring at it for like 10 min, but i think i came to the conclusion that it is indeed an evo
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 03:14 PM
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I think it's a Lancer. I mean, the quote in the picture has a good point about the door meeting the well, but if they were to redo the rear end to look like an Evo, they would have sorted that out. That and the interior isn't "race-like" at all, meaning they would have gotten rid of Recaros for stock ES/OZ/etc. seats. One this is for sure, there is alot of ugliness in this thread.
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 03:22 PM
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Old Apr 26, 2008 | 03:34 PM
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i want to die
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Old Apr 26, 2008 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by eehjay
I think it's a Lancer. I mean, the quote in the picture has a good point about the door meeting the well, but if they were to redo the rear end to look like an Evo, they would have sorted that out. That and the interior isn't "race-like" at all, meaning they would have gotten rid of Recaros for stock ES/OZ/etc. seats. One this is for sure, there is alot of ugliness in this thread.
it is most certainly a lancer, a evo would have blown something in the driveline with staggered sized diameters like that. and your dead on about the seats. the gas cap has been moved to where a lancers is and the evo location poorly patched.
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 03:44 PM
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hahaha very nice thread! LOL
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 03:51 PM
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I think I died a little bit on the inside.
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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It's a truly sad day for the evo community. Although at first glance the anonym doesn't look too bad...
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 04:37 PM
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my heart hurts a little
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 08:53 PM
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I love the parking lot/Cooties one, i think i pee'd a little reading it, sooo funny
Old Apr 26, 2008 | 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by EvoKnievo
it is most certainly a lancer, a evo would have blown something in the driveline with staggered sized diameters like that. and your dead on about the seats. the gas cap has been moved to where a lancers is and the evo location poorly patched.
I believe that photo was released as spyshots of the gunea pig Evo IX. I remember seeing that pic and reading it before the IX's were released. That definitely is a Evo, just disguised for test-runs.
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The only thing I would take from any of those pictures is the chick in the bikini.

Everything else warrants a heavy flow of vomit.


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