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Old Jun 7, 2010, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by tweakdsm
bird crap woulnt even last few min on my car, i always lick it off.
I literally fell outta my damn chair after reading this..
....me picturing you looking around making sure no one is watching you lick your car..PRICELESS!
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Old Jun 7, 2010, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by tweakdsm
bird crap woulnt even last few min on my car, i always lick it off.
Did you make sure it was bird poop and not something else? Someone could of bukkakked your car. (BTW its just a joke so dont take it personal)
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Old Jun 7, 2010, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by mivec0VAvtek
theres alot of acid and **** in bird crap so its possible to eat paint if u just let it sit there
Yeah, I looked it up once. It's actually acidic because they poop ****, or uric acid. It's a weak acid but an acid just the same with a pH of 5, and yes I looked that up too. I'm not such a nerd that I know the pH of (most) body fluids off the top of my head. Anyway I would imagine that it gets concentrated as the water evaporates out of it on a hot sunny day.
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 06:22 AM
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those dumb *** birds. they always seem to shyt on my car right after i detail it.

caught that bish in the act!
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 06:41 AM
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we should have an official "lets see your bird pooped car" thread.


just sayin.
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 06:42 AM
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^^^^^ LOL WOW, that bird got no respect for you!!! You need to show him whats up. HA
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by BBYEVOCHICK
those dumb *** birds. they always seem to shyt on my car right after i detail it.
That's a good thing. After a fresh layer of protection, the bird crap should slide right off.
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by BBYEVOCHICK
those dumb *** birds. they always seem to shyt on my car right after i detail it.

caught that bish in the act!
o man this is good pic!, thats why you need to get short antena! lol



and what i have in my car, the bird detector,
for the birdy!
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 03:24 PM
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[quote=BBYEVOCHICK;8382720]those dumb *** birds. they always seem to shyt on my car right after i detail it.

I want to snipe the F### out of that bird.
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 04:00 PM
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LMAO @ the pic of the bird on the antenna!!!!

As for me, I keep two towels in the trunk, one for wheels and the other for random things like bird poop. Along with my shammy or however it's spelt.
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 04:18 PM
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that bird was sent from the muscle car forums!
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Old Jun 8, 2010, 04:20 PM
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A little quick detailer, a spray bottle of water and a towel will clean it off no problem.
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that bird was sent from the muscle car forums!
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Wow! What in the world do birds eat to have POOP like that.
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Old Jun 9, 2010, 04:36 AM
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well, big bird? birds poo all the time, they fly they poo, they eat, they poo, (do not park the car under any trees_
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