Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
Dec 13, 2012, 08:02 PM
#1576
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Going too far with that dude ... I'd kick your *** if you referred to my girl as a b*tch
Dec 14, 2012, 11:19 AM
#1579
Had to change timing belt in a parking lot after i got out of work at 10pm on a Friday night. Sadly my job is right next to a club/bar and across a strip club.
1st guy - Yo are you okay?
Me - Yeah im fine, changing the timing belt
1st guy - Ohh damn, thats why i dont mess with race cars and stick to bikes
hour later
2nd guy - Yo man, NICE ride, WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me - timing belt had a tear in it, I dont want it to snap.
2nd guy - ohh damn, well if you want weed ill be over there...
some time later
3rd guy with i guess was either his gf for the night - hey nice car, wouldnt run into that problem is you had a V8!
me - thats cool.
guy - you got any money? we need gas money and we got mugged.
me - no, sorry (crawls deeper under car so they cant see me)
later later, like 12am, drunk guy
4th guy - yoo man, can i get a ride to Georgetown (like 2 hours away), my friends left me at the gas station! im pissed
me - sorry man, i dont even have a tire on the car right now.
4th guy - Ohh okay, ill just wait till you are done"
He sits down and just watches me for an hour. -___-
at this point i was almost done and was taking my sweet time so this guy would just leave
4th guy - Whats your name
me - Spaghetti
4th guy - You need help Spaghetti?
me - na im okay, thanks for the offer.
4th guy- ill be back, i cant wait to take a ride in your mustang
he left, and i immediately GTFO of there
1st guy - Yo are you okay?
Me - Yeah im fine, changing the timing belt
1st guy - Ohh damn, thats why i dont mess with race cars and stick to bikes
hour later
2nd guy - Yo man, NICE ride, WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me - timing belt had a tear in it, I dont want it to snap.
2nd guy - ohh damn, well if you want weed ill be over there...
some time later
3rd guy with i guess was either his gf for the night - hey nice car, wouldnt run into that problem is you had a V8!
me - thats cool.
guy - you got any money? we need gas money and we got mugged.
me - no, sorry (crawls deeper under car so they cant see me)
later later, like 12am, drunk guy
4th guy - yoo man, can i get a ride to Georgetown (like 2 hours away), my friends left me at the gas station! im pissed
me - sorry man, i dont even have a tire on the car right now.
4th guy - Ohh okay, ill just wait till you are done"
He sits down and just watches me for an hour. -___-
at this point i was almost done and was taking my sweet time so this guy would just leave
4th guy - Whats your name
me - Spaghetti
4th guy - You need help Spaghetti?
me - na im okay, thanks for the offer.
4th guy- ill be back, i cant wait to take a ride in your mustang
he left, and i immediately GTFO of there
Dec 14, 2012, 02:50 PM
#1580
Newbie
my most hated "Dude, thats a fast neon"
"it's not a neon, it's an SRT4, you as----wait a second. this isn't dodge forum. My bad.
I don't own an evo yet, BUT it pisses me off when i'm filling up my lancer and someone goes "That is a SICK evo bro!!!" I just want to cry and cut my wrists at that point.
"it's not a neon, it's an SRT4, you as----wait a second. this isn't dodge forum. My bad.
I don't own an evo yet, BUT it pisses me off when i'm filling up my lancer and someone goes "That is a SICK evo bro!!!" I just want to cry and cut my wrists at that point.
Dec 16, 2012, 08:24 AM
#1582
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I had a tow truck driver say: "yew woodnt have dese problem if yew bought Americun cars"
"No, actually I just ended a relationship with a low mileage Dodge that broke every twelve minutes and had more problems arise in my two months of ownership then my previous six years and 8+ imports"
*silence*
"No, actually I just ended a relationship with a low mileage Dodge that broke every twelve minutes and had more problems arise in my two months of ownership then my previous six years and 8+ imports"
*silence*
Dec 16, 2012, 11:53 AM
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I've had a lot of people ask me if I was planning on turboing my car at all. Yes. Yes I am. Or the typical "tell your boyfriend he has a really nice car" as he's sitting next to me in his M3. Don't worry. I'll let him know for you! Same ol stuff that everybody probably hears.
Dec 16, 2012, 07:31 PM
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Wife: Your son (3 years old) keeps calling you evil and running over to the door (right next to the driveway).
Me: What?
Wife: All day long he's been saying "Daddy's evil" then he walks over to the door.
Me: Hahaha, no he's saying "Daddy's Evo." that's where I park the car. He just wants to look at it through the window!
Me: What?
Wife: All day long he's been saying "Daddy's evil" then he walks over to the door.
Me: Hahaha, no he's saying "Daddy's Evo." that's where I park the car. He just wants to look at it through the window!
Dec 17, 2012, 10:16 AM
#1585
One time a friend and I used his humble daily driver Mazda 3 to grab some Starbucks. As we pulled to the front parking lot, we saw these kids with their CRXs and Civics and Integras. I have nothing against Honda guys coz I do have friends that have fast DC2s. Its just that this kids have attezza lights with neon lights fast and the furious parts from Pep boys and AutoZone.
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
Dec 18, 2012, 06:34 AM
#1586
Dec 19, 2012, 08:00 AM
#1588
i was in oregon (ontario) a few weeks back. my friend want to go for a ride so he parks his 600 gsx . jumps in the car puts his helmet in the back seat . we get back and got out start talking to a few friends. some young kids pull up as he walk to my car to get his helmet to leave.
young kids - nice car
my friend - thanks its my friend over ther
young kids - is it fast
my friend - yea it man
young kids- (as he reaches in the back seat to get his helmet ) dam!! you have to wear a helmet to drive that thing!
we all start busting up lololol
young kids - nice car
my friend - thanks its my friend over ther
young kids - is it fast
my friend - yea it man
young kids- (as he reaches in the back seat to get his helmet ) dam!! you have to wear a helmet to drive that thing!
we all start busting up lololol
I think when I finally get my EVO, I'll put a helmet in the back seat just for that purpose. LOL
Dec 19, 2012, 10:27 AM
#1589
this has happend to me countless times and my wife is starting to get irritated, infact we went to a movie and a group of guys whistled at the car and she thought they were whistling at her, got offended and said "are you going to do any thing about that" i said "what? they like the car?" she said they whistled at me. walking into the theater the same group of guys were waiting and walked up and all started asking questions about the car. i thanked them for the compliments and my wife was FIRE ENGINE RED 
in the face. needless to say she didn't find it as amusing as i did.
in the face. needless to say she didn't find it as amusing as i did.
Dec 19, 2012, 10:54 AM
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