Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
Dec 19, 2012, 10:57 AM
#1591
Pack of girls in my car
Girl one in passenger seat "this is a stick?" " I never noticed"
Girl two "you're dumb, she's a good driver that's why"
Girl three " you're both dumb, that's how you like make the car 4 wheel drive"
Girl one "I'm not dumb, I know that the red line right there is the turbo and that..."
I then interrupt the conversation by laughing so hard I about pissed myself.
Oh how I love my friends, ha ha.
Girl one in passenger seat "this is a stick?" " I never noticed"
Girl two "you're dumb, she's a good driver that's why"
Girl three " you're both dumb, that's how you like make the car 4 wheel drive"
Girl one "I'm not dumb, I know that the red line right there is the turbo and that..."
I then interrupt the conversation by laughing so hard I about pissed myself.
Oh how I love my friends, ha ha.
Dec 19, 2012, 11:13 AM
#1592
Evolving Member
At least the missus had the right word for it!
If there were a thread on dumb things Evo owners say, it should start with people calling their wing a "spoiler".
Jan 11, 2013, 11:37 AM
#1596
so i pull into a 7-11 in alexandria VA, and this guy walks up as we are walking in and is like "bro i got mad respect for you and that car man! i heard you coming over that hill and it sounds mean" i was thinking to my self "was i even on it" i come back out and this guy starts talking to me and my buddy about how he goes to NOVA comm college for auto tech. then procedes to ask me how many psi is my super charger pushing..... (-_-) i was like "its turbo and its around 30psi boost" he then asked the obvious question"damn so how much power are you making" i said "round 500 to the wheels on a dynojet dyno with a 2 liter" he was like "how is that possible?" i told him look up volumetric efficency at school next time and you'll find out. he looked kinda puzzeled but it still made his night seeing the evo.
Feb 11, 2013, 08:02 AM
#1599
My car has cams so when I pull into gas stations I get this comment quite often "Your exhaust is making weird noises". I've given up answering why. So I just reply "yeah I have to get that looked at" haha
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Feb 11, 2013, 08:04 PM
#1602
Supervisor joking at work about the vortex generator...
"You must have awesome reception with all those baby antennas"
& of course the token 15 Tokyo drift comments a day (yellow EVO)
Border patrol check point...
I've gotten too many to count but latest are
"This thing must do wicked burnouts" ... .......
"Does that thing keep you grounded?" *pointing to wing*
"You must have awesome reception with all those baby antennas"
& of course the token 15 Tokyo drift comments a day (yellow EVO)
Border patrol check point...
I've gotten too many to count but latest are
"This thing must do wicked burnouts" ... .......
"Does that thing keep you grounded?" *pointing to wing*
Feb 12, 2013, 07:29 PM
#1603
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People ask "Why does it only have a 2.0 L engine, why not bigger? That would give you more power!"
When I say "It's for racing restrictions" then they ask "If it's for racing, why does it have 4 doors?" and since I don't know myself, I just say "The 2 extra doors come off before I race"
When I say "It's for racing restrictions" then they ask "If it's for racing, why does it have 4 doors?" and since I don't know myself, I just say "The 2 extra doors come off before I race"
Feb 13, 2013, 10:41 AM
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First mistake, standing outside a wal-mart parking lot next to my gg evo when all of a sudden an old man walks up to my car does a full 360...stops and says is that a "Chevy"! .......Me:
Feb 13, 2013, 08:18 PM
#1605
Next time show him your tester and say SIR! This isn't even E85, it's actually E84!
It can be entertaining asking a gas station manager what percentage their ethanol is currently at, as they look back at you puzzled. Maybe it's just because I'm from the north ours differs.
Last edited by PatricksEvilEvo; Feb 13, 2013 at 08:24 PM.