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Old Feb 17, 2013, 04:33 PM
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I love this thread.
Old Feb 17, 2013, 04:40 PM
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Well I guess I should post this. Well right now I'm visiting family in hillbilly hell Parkersburg WV. And I pulled to the gas statione to fill up and this kid that looks like Jason and Leather Face had s kid and he says "Hey paaaaa look its a jap race car" the kid and father just stood in front of me for a min the moved out of the way. I don't think they have ever seen an Evo or an Asian guy driving a nice car.
Old Feb 17, 2013, 04:41 PM
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Had a guy compliment me on my wing. He was surprised to hear it was stock.

He's a salesman at Mitsubishi.
Old Feb 17, 2013, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bboypuertoroc
Had a guy compliment me on my wing. He was surprised to hear it was stock.

He's a salesman at Mitsubishi.
I had a salesman at a local Mitsubishi dealership had to check his listing to find out the car I was looking at was a Lancer (05 RA MTX S&S). He then went on to tell me he had tons of others cars just like this one, proceeded to show me pre-04 base Lancers (ew, ATX too).

Then he explained to me that the payments on a 10k car (the RA I was looking at) would be almost the same as a 20k car (brand new base lancer, in 08) (canadian monopoly money here).

I threw his card on the ground right in front of him then left without saying anything. Most worthless salesrep ever.

I went back a few months later, to have a look at the then-new RVR (Outlander sport for you murricans). A disgusting 18 years old, suit, earlobe gauges or w/e, face tatoos, greasy long hair slicked back with what must have been 12L of hair gel stand next to me reading the window sticker to me while I was busy looking at the car.

I never went back since.
Old Feb 19, 2013, 08:16 PM
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So I recently did a full build on my VIII and I had a guy ask me
"Does it run on diesel now?" Blew my mind....:facepalm:
Old Feb 20, 2013, 08:13 PM
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Dropping my daughter off at grade school; "Can I get a ride in your transformer?"

.. and it wasn't a little kid, it was one of the moms.
Old Feb 21, 2013, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by dozena
Dropping my daughter off at grade school; "Can I get a ride in your transformer?"

.. and it wasn't a little kid, it was one of the moms.
Open invitation for something. It's not the car she was after.
Old Feb 21, 2013, 04:14 AM
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Maybe she was a decepticon ?
She wanted a ride, just not the one your thinking.
Old Feb 21, 2013, 08:44 AM
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how disabled can you possibly be if your driving that




should have popped them one in the face, my fists still work you ****ing bastard
Old Feb 21, 2013, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by dozena
Dropping my daughter off at grade school; "Can I get a ride in your transformer?"

.. and it wasn't a little kid, it was one of the moms.

One question, did she look good?
Old Feb 21, 2013, 06:50 PM
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used to have a dual cnt blue tip exhaust....one day i was at the mechanic shop...doing an oil change and another customer was checking out the exhaust n asked my mechanic...does the tip comes looking like this...?? and my mech said OF COURSE NOT he must to backfiring soo much that it burnt the tips...other customer says....i thought so...n both looked at me like i was a crazy street racer...
Old Feb 21, 2013, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by toyotabike
One question, did she look good?
Nowhere as hot as my wife
Old Feb 26, 2013, 02:59 PM
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[QUOTE=dozena;10674656]Nowhere as hot as my wife [/QUOTE

Lol. Everyone's wife/gf should come first.
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Came to a stop light on Sunday this weekend next to a modded is300. When light turned green, he took off at full throttle. At the next light in looked at him confused and he gave me a thumbs down. Does that mean his car is slow and it sucks? Lol. I had to make a turn so I didn't waste my time to play with him.
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Noooooooo Finally went through the entire thread I need more! Easily the best thread on here. I can't wait to get mine and mess with people.



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