Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
Jul 28, 2011, 11:40 AM
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My first car was a red Eclipse GS-T. When I moved to Colorado, everyone called it a "Mitch-a-bi-chy".
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Jul 29, 2011, 12:36 AM
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Just got this one tonight.
A couple guys were debating on what the car was, and one asked:
"Is that an Evo or just a lancer with a body-kit?"
The other guy got a free pack of smokes for losing that bet, haha.
A couple guys were debating on what the car was, and one asked:
"Is that an Evo or just a lancer with a body-kit?"
The other guy got a free pack of smokes for losing that bet, haha.
Jul 30, 2011, 04:01 PM
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"YO! You got a chip in that?"
"DO A BURNOUT!"
"Is that a Subaru?"
And the infinite comments about the spoiler... ITS FUNCTIONAL! lol
"I saw a Grand Am that came in the other day that looked real nice"
Me- "Dude... we are talking a whole nother class"
"I don't know man, that thing sounded real nice!"
Grand Am??? Really? *palmface*
"DO A BURNOUT!"
"Is that a Subaru?"
And the infinite comments about the spoiler... ITS FUNCTIONAL! lol
"I saw a Grand Am that came in the other day that looked real nice"
Me- "Dude... we are talking a whole nother class"
"I don't know man, that thing sounded real nice!"
Grand Am??? Really? *palmface*
Jul 31, 2011, 07:54 AM
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I think we all seem to get the same comment's..
A co-worker asked me how much i paid for my lancer. when i told him taxes, fees and interest all in. in 84 months it will be 61000$ if i don't make lump sum payments, he then said my girlfriend just bought one for $15,000 what did you do to it?
After i tried to tell him it's an evo... I then went on to say that i put in a paddle shifter transmission, all wheel drive, turbo'd the car, wide body kit, leather seats, nav, sunroof..
He replyed... why didn't you just buy a bmw... i said for a 135i their $68000 with similar interior options, 7spd paddle shift, sport seats, all packages etc... and it's only rwd.
His final comment was.... for that kinda money you should have bought an F250 and jack it up like mine.
Another comment i had recently was in best buy.. i was looking for a radar detector and the guy asked me what i drove and i reply'd with a simple "evo" he said "like the phone" i said yes like the phone but a car... after i noticed all they had was gheydar units i left to find a bell or whistler unit. they carried a couple no-name brands and cobra
A co-worker asked me how much i paid for my lancer. when i told him taxes, fees and interest all in. in 84 months it will be 61000$ if i don't make lump sum payments, he then said my girlfriend just bought one for $15,000 what did you do to it?
After i tried to tell him it's an evo... I then went on to say that i put in a paddle shifter transmission, all wheel drive, turbo'd the car, wide body kit, leather seats, nav, sunroof..
He replyed... why didn't you just buy a bmw... i said for a 135i their $68000 with similar interior options, 7spd paddle shift, sport seats, all packages etc... and it's only rwd.
His final comment was.... for that kinda money you should have bought an F250 and jack it up like mine.
Another comment i had recently was in best buy.. i was looking for a radar detector and the guy asked me what i drove and i reply'd with a simple "evo" he said "like the phone" i said yes like the phone but a car... after i noticed all they had was gheydar units i left to find a bell or whistler unit. they carried a couple no-name brands and cobra
Jul 31, 2011, 09:36 AM
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windsheild wiper
some brother pulls up next to me in a minivan, "whats the windshield wiper on the back for?", ME: "to wipe the rain off." HIM: "I didn't know they put windshield wipers on those things!" ME: thinking what, cars?, genius isn't it.
I thought it was weird being that there's about a hundred other things on this car that can catch someones eye, especially the giant wing that you have to look through to see the windsheild wiper, but this guy saw the windshield wiper!
I thought it was weird being that there's about a hundred other things on this car that can catch someones eye, especially the giant wing that you have to look through to see the windsheild wiper, but this guy saw the windshield wiper!
Aug 1, 2011, 04:39 PM
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i was driving through my little hick town the day after i got my 05 evo VIII and i get a text message from a friend of my girlfriend. it said "dude i like your new car, where did you get your spoiler?" i replied. "what?... its factory, it came with the car." he then said "where can i get one, i want to put on on my mustang"..........
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i love it when my parents are like i still dont understand why you got rid of a perfectly good sports car (09 civic si) for that thing. its loud and its yellow. and you get 18 mpg....
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i love it when my parents are like i still dont understand why you got rid of a perfectly good sports car (09 civic si) for that thing. its loud and its yellow. and you get 18 mpg....
Aug 7, 2011, 07:58 AM
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yesterday i was parked outside my house sitting in the car while idling and black guy walks by and asked me "IS IT TWIN TURBO" i said no its a single and my wife just Laughed her *** off.
and then later on sitting on the highway in **** load of traffic a passenger in a golf next to me asks me " DAMN BRO I HEAR THE TURBO'S SCREAMING". I just looked at him like dude wtf we are sitting in traffic where the **** u hear my turbo from? but i just said YEAh and rolled my windows up
and then later on sitting on the highway in **** load of traffic a passenger in a golf next to me asks me " DAMN BRO I HEAR THE TURBO'S SCREAMING". I just looked at him like dude wtf we are sitting in traffic where the **** u hear my turbo from? but i just said YEAh and rolled my windows up
Aug 7, 2011, 09:10 AM
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yesterday i was parked outside my house sitting in the car while idling and black guy walks by and asked me "IS IT TWIN TURBO" i said no its a single and my wife just Laughed her *** off.
and then later on sitting on the highway in **** load of traffic a passenger in a golf next to me asks me " DAMN BRO I HEAR THE TURBO'S SCREAMING". I just looked at him like dude wtf we are sitting in traffic where the **** u hear my turbo from? but i just said YEAh and rolled my windows up
and then later on sitting on the highway in **** load of traffic a passenger in a golf next to me asks me " DAMN BRO I HEAR THE TURBO'S SCREAMING". I just looked at him like dude wtf we are sitting in traffic where the **** u hear my turbo from? but i just said YEAh and rolled my windows up
Should have said "What did you say I cannot hear you over my screaming turbo?"