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So did you get laid? With both of them? At the same time?

Ralliartize It

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This...

evo8lento

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Haha actually my friend was the one trying to get laid so he claimed it was his. I'm guessing he didn't since the girls realized it wasn't his...
"momma taught me not to kiss n tell." Lol

TougeGod7

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lol both of them got denied

slim8605

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"That's a nice Mazda! I like what you did to it!" I get a LOT of Mazda 3 comments...

:fyi: I work at a bunch of different schools

Lady at one school: I just saw your car sitting out front. What is that?
Me: A Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
Lady: That thing looks sharp! Is it for sale?
Me: Not yet lol
Lady: Well let me know if you change your mind!

Guy at another school
Guy: Saw the batmobile out front so I just wanted to stop by and say hey.

As I'm riding with my coworker.
Coworker: I don't get why you spent so much money for a car with less options than your old one (GTS), worse on gas, and it has NO trunk space!
Me: :quick 2nd to 3rd pull:
Coworker: Yep... that's a good reason.

Boss' boss: How much did you have to pay for those Brembos?
Me: They came stock on the car.
BB: Really?!?! What about the seats?
Me: Those too.
BB: That little thing must be fast then huh? What's it got in it?
Me: Just a little 4 cylinder with a turbo.
BB: Well, I have two turbos. I'll bet my car you couldn't beat me! (New BMW 535i)
Me: You can just buy me lunch. I'd hate to take your new car from you.

Best comment ever.

Uncle slim8605 I like riding in your race car.

Panda_stunter

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Most comments we mostly have been covered:

nice subaru
nice wings does it fly?
Nice body kit, how much u paid for it?
U must have paid a lot for those Brembos!

But the best thing that happened. *****disclaimer***** I don't street race, but this one time I had to go faster since the jackass was tailgating me. When there r no other cars around and he can just easily pass me since I was just driving normally on public roads.

So I was driving and this car behind me, a vw gti was just riding my ***. I switched lane to let him pass and he switched right behind me. I slowed down but he slowed down as well....just egging me to push it thinking that he can keep up or pass me. I switched lane again to the slowest lane, but again he switched right behind me. I even waved to let show him he can pass me, but his response was to ride my tail even further.

At this point, I'm furious coz if I just tapped my brakes he would most likely not have enough reaction time to stop in time. He was literally drafting me. On track, that's fine, draft as much as u want, but this is on public roads. I was pissed off, so there's only one thing to do....put him in his place. The road that we were on was a road I always used going home on my motorcycle so I know every Knicks and bumps on the road from riding it all the time on my 600rr, windy and enough speed to dip a knee on turns...yes I ride in full race leathers. I pulled away and he was trying his hardest not to be left behind. By the time we reached the lights, he said, great driving, I thought u were just a punk kid that got their parents to buy u that car.

I'm thinking...why r u confusing me with urself?

Then next thing I know, his girl in the passenger said:
her: that was some great driving! Ur my hero!
At this point, I was like confused, but I didn't say anything coz she was hot!
Next thing I know, she takes off her seat belt, sat upright and proceeded to flash me!

I just smiled and said nice!

Guy that was driving was mad!



Funny thing is, same thing happened to me when I was riding my 600rr. Girl flashed with her boy in the car!

FX11

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Had to change timing belt in a parking lot after i got out of work at 10pm on a Friday night. Sadly my job is right next to a club/bar and across a strip club.

1st guy - Yo are you okay?
Me - Yeah im fine, changing the timing belt
1st guy - Ohh damn, thats why i dont mess with race cars and stick to bikes

hour later
2nd guy - Yo man, NICE ride, WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me - timing belt had a tear in it, I dont want it to snap.
2nd guy - ohh damn, well if you want weed ill be over there...

some time later
3rd guy with i guess was either his gf for the night - hey nice car, wouldnt run into that problem is you had a V8!
me - thats cool.
guy - you got any money? we need gas money and we got mugged.
me - no, sorry (crawls deeper under car so they cant see me)

later later, like 12am, drunk guy
4th guy - yoo man, can i get a ride to Georgetown (like 2 hours away), my friends left me at the gas station! im pissed
me - sorry man, i dont even have a tire on the car right now.
4th guy - Ohh okay, ill just wait till you are done"
He sits down and just watches me for an hour. -___-
at this point i was almost done and was taking my sweet time so this guy would just leave
4th guy - Whats your name
me - Spaghetti
4th guy - You need help Spaghetti?
me - na im okay, thanks for the offer.
4th guy- ill be back, i cant wait to take a ride in your mustang

he left, and i immediately GTFO of there

Agetec

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Where do you work LOL i would never change my timing belt or work on my car out in public in SC. People here scare me to death mainly with there driving.

golgo13

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Reminds me of the time I took a friend for a spin. I'm talking to him about the car and while he's listening to me closely, I just roll on the throttle... to WOT. He couldn't stop laughing.

SamsonEvoX

A lot of people ask me what my car is. I tell them it is an Evo. Of course they have no idea what I am talking about. Then they ask me who makes the car. When I tell them, "Mitsubishi", there is a long pause followed by "Oh". You can tell by the way that they say, "Oh" that they feel sorry for me or think wonder why I bought such a cheap car.

I sold a mint, built 2007 Si and bought my Evo. When I showed my Evo to my Honda salesman, he said, "Hey why did you buy a dude magnet? Now you will only attract guys. You should have bought a chick magnet." I LOL. I told him that my former G35 was a chick magnet while my Civic Si was a kid magnet. Now I have a car that usually only male car enthusiasts will like.

Slay0r

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Friend:What you got now?
me: and Evo
Friend: is it faster than your BMW
me: not yet..

Dad (not a car guy):
is your car supposed to be making those woooshing noises
me: yes, its the turbo spooling up and the diverter valve releasing the air back into the intake path
Dad: your 1 series didnt sound like that did it?
me: facepalm....long explaination follows

tchasen916

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My friends nephew: hey, what's that sound when you shift?
My friend(knows nothing bout cars, but try to be a car guru): that's the clutch! (and yes he was for reals)
Me:*face palm*

Cruicial9

When I was driving home from the dealer my first night owning the car, I was engaged to race more times than I ever have been in my life, I didn't take anyone up but a few guys in a lifted Silverado....

I am sitting at the light when the truck pulls up (single cab with like 4 dudes in it). As soon as the truck gets beside me he starts revving the engine lightly. The light turns green and he kind of jumps off the line and lets off, obviously just wanting me to give them a little show, so i obliged and gave them a quick 1-2nd pull. I let off and they caught up to me and a guy leans out the passenger window with no shirt on and screams, "THAT IS ONE SICK B*TCH'

It was kind of flattering.

I'm not bragging (obviously since we all own EVO's here) but he is right, the car is freaking ill, there is just no better way to explain it.

nirvancol

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I'm fighting it. Not that I think the subaru thing will give me any leverage in court, I just hope to get away with no points on my license.

zerostar

funny thread!!