Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
Dec 7, 2011, 02:28 PM
#571
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One time a friend and I used his humble daily driver Mazda 3 to grab some Starbucks. As we pulled to the front parking lot, we saw these kids with their CRXs and Civics and Integras. I have nothing against Honda guys coz I do have friends that have fast DC2s. Its just that this kids have attezza lights with neon lights fast and the furious parts from Pep boys and AutoZone.
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
My favorite story of the thread so far
Dec 7, 2011, 03:55 PM
#573
One time a friend and I used his humble daily driver Mazda 3 to grab some Starbucks. As we pulled to the front parking lot, we saw these kids with their CRXs and Civics and Integras. I have nothing against Honda guys coz I do have friends that have fast DC2s. Its just that this kids have attezza lights with neon lights fast and the furious parts from Pep boys and AutoZone.
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
LOL Awesome!
Dec 7, 2011, 04:24 PM
#574
One time a friend and I used his humble daily driver Mazda 3 to grab some Starbucks. As we pulled to the front parking lot, we saw these kids with their CRXs and Civics and Integras. I have nothing against Honda guys coz I do have friends that have fast DC2s. Its just that this kids have attezza lights with neon lights fast and the furious parts from Pep boys and AutoZone.
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
OMFG!!!!!! this is the best yet
Dec 7, 2011, 04:45 PM
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One time a friend and I used his humble daily driver Mazda 3 to grab some Starbucks. As we pulled to the front parking lot, we saw these kids with their CRXs and Civics and Integras. I have nothing against Honda guys coz I do have friends that have fast DC2s. Its just that this kids have attezza lights with neon lights fast and the furious parts from Pep boys and AutoZone.
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
Anyways, back to the story. As we park in front and got out of the car, these kids said "Sorry, you can't park here. Fast cars only." the 3 cute girls at the back tables laughed as they can even distinguish fast and slow cars. So I said "Are you kidding me?" then kid said, "Yea, you can bring any car and race you if you want." (cocky tone). Friend said "OK, we'll be back. Just wait there and don't move."
So when we finally got to my friend's house. I cranked up my EVO 8 (sold) and my friend cranked up his Ferrari 450 and drove back to Starbucks. When we got there, kids saw our cars and quickly started to pack up.
Me: "Hey, here are the fast cars, let's race"
Kids: "HELL NO! who said about racing a Ferrari and an EVO?"
Friend: "I thought you said we can bring any car, race it and you can beat it?"
Kids: "Screw you" driving off
3 girls are laughing their asses off
Dec 7, 2011, 08:01 PM
#577
I recently picked up an 8 and honestly i never knew the car would come with a ton of stupid questions. Best one so far is when i was at the gas station and some random guy started having a conversation with me and asked "is that a bunch of antennas on the top of your rear window?"
Dec 8, 2011, 06:17 AM
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Dec 8, 2011, 09:49 AM
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Years ago I went to Walmart in the middle of the night. Came out and saw three stock clerks standing around the car (IX RS) arguing whether it's an Evo or not:
Them - Is that a real Evo?
Me - Yes.
Them - How come it doesn't have a wing?
Me - It's a RS. It doesn't come with a wing.
Them - We thought you said it was an Evo.
True story.
Them - Is that a real Evo?
Me - Yes.
Them - How come it doesn't have a wing?
Me - It's a RS. It doesn't come with a wing.
Them - We thought you said it was an Evo.
True story.
Dec 8, 2011, 05:19 PM
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