Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
Jun 14, 2011, 09:54 AM
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o and i went skiing in the poconos at bear mountain... parked the evo and walked away... some girls walks by and says look an evo... her friend says no there's no wing on it that's a lancer...
that day i regretted going wingless lol...
that day i regretted going wingless lol...
Jun 15, 2011, 12:39 AM
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Jun 15, 2011, 09:42 PM
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Ouch, sucks when people say things when they don't know what they're talking about. I get pretty annoyed when some people refer to my car as "the lance"...needless to say they havn't got to ride in it yet haha.
Jun 16, 2011, 06:26 PM
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Jun 16, 2011, 10:30 PM
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Alot of times ill be at a friends apartment and a dude that knows my friend who I don't know will come over with his hot girlfriend and she's like omg who drives the evo? Smh makes me smile inside.
Hillbillies in jacked up truck: fu#king rice burners then "tries" to roll black smoke all over my car
Me: dump the clutch and im gone.
Old man: that's got to be the biggest radiator I've ever seen.
One day I came to my dads house to use his compressor to do a boost leak test. He stood watching then asked what in the world are you doing? I said my engine is low on air.
My favorite saying of all time is when country hillbillies in their truck yell burn em off let's see what its got.
I've had countless people ask y I don't fix the so called miss my car has at idle.
Stopped at a store one morning old guy was coming out stopped asked what kinda car is that? A mitsubishi evolution I say. Older guy says that b*tch sounds healthy. He gets in a blown chevelle and drives off.
Honda guys always ask how much boost you pushing? I say more than stock. They ask what's stock? Me: around 18-19psi. Them: ya right lol
Driving up the road one evening I see a wrx sti diving in and out of traffic trying to catch up. He gets beside me and I know he is going to try to mess with me. His windows are down and we are stopped at a light he looks, ***** his head like a confused dog and says those cams sound nasty and pulls off without trying anything.
First time I everwent wot in my car I had a friend with me. He was holding on for dear life through 1st and 2nd at the next light he giggles and says I felt my nuts coming up out of my *******.
I can't stand when someone says that's a nice lancer
How mucch did the brembos cost?
Is it turbo?
I love telling a country dude who thinks his diesel is faster than my car that not only is he wrong but my car can go through the mud better than his truck can.
Hillbillies in jacked up truck: fu#king rice burners then "tries" to roll black smoke all over my car
Me: dump the clutch and im gone.
Old man: that's got to be the biggest radiator I've ever seen.
One day I came to my dads house to use his compressor to do a boost leak test. He stood watching then asked what in the world are you doing? I said my engine is low on air.
My favorite saying of all time is when country hillbillies in their truck yell burn em off let's see what its got.
I've had countless people ask y I don't fix the so called miss my car has at idle.
Stopped at a store one morning old guy was coming out stopped asked what kinda car is that? A mitsubishi evolution I say. Older guy says that b*tch sounds healthy. He gets in a blown chevelle and drives off.
Honda guys always ask how much boost you pushing? I say more than stock. They ask what's stock? Me: around 18-19psi. Them: ya right lol
Driving up the road one evening I see a wrx sti diving in and out of traffic trying to catch up. He gets beside me and I know he is going to try to mess with me. His windows are down and we are stopped at a light he looks, ***** his head like a confused dog and says those cams sound nasty and pulls off without trying anything.
First time I everwent wot in my car I had a friend with me. He was holding on for dear life through 1st and 2nd at the next light he giggles and says I felt my nuts coming up out of my *******.
I can't stand when someone says that's a nice lancer
How mucch did the brembos cost?
Is it turbo?
I love telling a country dude who thinks his diesel is faster than my car that not only is he wrong but my car can go through the mud better than his truck can.
Jun 22, 2011, 10:56 PM
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Jun 22, 2011, 11:01 PM
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I know I replied on here twice now, but here is a recent one:
Was hanging out with friends at the street racing scene. (Dont worry, I dont street race, if I want to waste my gas like that I'll go to the track and play with the big boys.)
This complete utter idiot with a 2010 Cobalt SS/TC wanted to give ME 20 cars because A) I'm a girl who cant drive stick (WRONG!!) and B) His cobalt runs 8's. (more like 15's lmao!)
When he said "I run 8's" i said "Yeah, and my evo is the DeLorean...where were going, we don't need roads"
At least I thought it was funny lmao
Was hanging out with friends at the street racing scene. (Dont worry, I dont street race, if I want to waste my gas like that I'll go to the track and play with the big boys.)
This complete utter idiot with a 2010 Cobalt SS/TC wanted to give ME 20 cars because A) I'm a girl who cant drive stick (WRONG!!) and B) His cobalt runs 8's. (more like 15's lmao!)
When he said "I run 8's" i said "Yeah, and my evo is the DeLorean...where were going, we don't need roads"
At least I thought it was funny lmao