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Old Jun 13, 2012, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by sith_killer_99
Tell her your car is a 9, but she'll never be more than a 6 and she should keep things in perspective.
^^^ This is WIN.
Old Jun 13, 2012, 10:55 PM
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Rolled up into the gas station and some guy walks up to me.
Guy: wassup, that is a nice suby you got there.
Me: yeah, thanks
Guy: my boy got one too and it is fast
Me: this is actually a evo lancer
Guy: oh, my bad. still pretty cool
Me: k
Old Jun 13, 2012, 11:02 PM
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I take this familiar road to work sometimes and at this stop street there are some young guys waiting for a lift.Every morning when i pull away they show me a sign to whack it down the road.Good to find people who are enthusiastic about an evo.
Old Jun 14, 2012, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by MrJuls
I take this familiar road to work sometimes and at this stop street there are some young guys waiting for a lift.Every morning when i pull away they show me a sign to whack it down the road.Good to find people who are enthusiastic about an evo.


If you give them a ride, will they try to rob you?
Old Jun 14, 2012, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by toyotabike
If you give them a ride, will they try to rob you?
No white people here in SA are not like that towards others.Our cars don't even get keyed here,people respect that you have an Evo and 80% of guys know what car it is.They don't even come with funny comments.
Old Jun 15, 2012, 12:48 PM
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Some guys in a semi fixed up turbo Jetta told me that my car was f'in sexy the other night after I smashed by them
I told them thanks and to have them selves a good night.
Old Jun 17, 2012, 04:08 AM
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Driving down a 3 lane road at night with me being in the middle lane. A e36 m3 with an loud exhaust rolled up next to me and revved up his engine. I look over and he stares at me, then he takes a puff from his cigarette and exhales towards me like an idiot. Little did he there is a cop on the left lane 3 cars ago. Too bad he turned right before he can do something stupid in from of the cop.
Old Jun 17, 2012, 07:29 PM
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i had a guy ask me yesterday "YO, that car got a nitrogen system in it? me: him : Meand then me
Old Jun 17, 2012, 09:49 PM
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A kid responding to me wishing about supras says "bro you have an evo be happy with it man, I wish I could afford an evo!"

Later one day I found out he dropped 12k into a auto sedan g35.. bought it for like 8-9k
Old Jun 18, 2012, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ApexEVoIX03
A kid responding to me wishing about supras says "bro you have an evo be happy with it man, I wish I could afford an evo!"

Later one day I found out he dropped 12k into a auto sedan g35.. bought it for like 8-9k

Must be a 10 sec G35 now.....
Old Jun 18, 2012, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ApexEVoIX03
A kid responding to me wishing about supras says "bro you have an evo be happy with it man, I wish I could afford an evo!"

Later one day I found out he dropped 12k into a auto sedan g35.. bought it for like 8-9k
12k? Hmmmm, twin turbo (greddy twin kit about 6-7k used, 9k brand new), coil overs (about (1-2k), internals (1-2k), exhaust, intake, wheels and tires and labor. That's what he would get for 12k on a g35. But who knows what he really got there.

But if he just dropped that 12k + 9k, he could've gotten an evo too! Some people need to get their priorities straight.

Anyways, speaking of VQ35DE engines (engines in 350z and g35), a 350z was riding my *** on the freeway, I tried to let him pass by going to another lane but he kept riding my ***. Long story short, I left him. When I exited, he actually exited too just to say great ride.....and then his girl flashed her mammaries!!

I also own a 350z so I know how fast a 350z can go.
Old Jun 18, 2012, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Panda_stunter
12k? Hmmmm, twin turbo (greddy twin kit about 6-7k used, 9k brand new), coil overs (about (1-2k), internals (1-2k), exhaust, intake, wheels and tires and labor. That's what he would get for 12k on a g35. But who knows what he really got there.

But if he just dropped that 12k + 9k, he could've gotten an evo too! Some people need to get their priorities straight.

Anyways, speaking of VQ35DE engines (engines in 350z and g35), a 350z was riding my *** on the freeway, I tried to let him pass by going to another lane but he kept riding my ***. Long story short, I left him. When I exited, he actually exited too just to say great ride.....and then his girl flashed her mammaries!!

I also own a 350z so I know how fast a 350z can go.
Mammeries for the win!
Old Jun 18, 2012, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Panda_stunter
12k? Hmmmm, twin turbo (greddy twin kit about 6-7k used, 9k brand new), coil overs (about (1-2k), internals (1-2k), exhaust, intake, wheels and tires and labor. That's what he would get for 12k on a g35. But who knows what he really got there.

But if he just dropped that 12k + 9k, he could've gotten an evo too! Some people need to get their priorities straight.

Anyways, speaking of VQ35DE engines (engines in 350z and g35), a 350z was riding my *** on the freeway, I tried to let him pass by going to another lane but he kept riding my ***. Long story short, I left him. When I exited, he actually exited too just to say great ride.....and then his girl flashed her mammaries!!

I also own a 350z so I know how fast a 350z can go.

I know that a 350z is slow, but will will a 370z take a evo?
Old Jun 18, 2012, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by toyotabike
I know that a 350z is slow, but will will a 370z take a evo?
Nope, coz my 350z is faster than a 370z, and my 350z is still slower than the X.
Old Jun 19, 2012, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Panda_stunter
Nope, coz my 350z is faster than a 370z, and my 350z is still slower than the X.
owh,i tought 370z is supposed to be quicker since its has a 3.7 L engine vs 3.5 L on a 350z? stock 350z & 370z vs stock evo x,who win?



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