ILuvJDM

iTrader: (12)

oh you have one of those Lancers... those things are fast

yes, yes Lancers are fast

STy

Bump

DsmGuy86

iTrader: (8)

Sitting at a light after getting tuned by English racing some gangster white kid in a cutlass with no joke maybe 22's on it starts to rev next to me i just kinda ignore his ignorance he keeps doing it so i look over and with all seriousness says to me V8! then revs ever more i kinda shook my head laughed inside still not planing on running him then look back over and he yells again ILL SMOKE YOU BRO! i laughed and said ok fast and the furious so put it in first and waited yes i have 2 step and no didnt waste the clutch or time doing it lol light turns green he burns out i ease off the clutch and get into it smashed past him and the look on his face was amazing got to the next light i looked over when he finally arrived and said 4 cylinder hahaha

Pirana

iTrader: (43)

Lol!

"nice little hot row you got there"

Mistaken

iTrader: (20)

"You have that Subaru thing, right?"

Risktaker

My brother has a VR-4, and he always talks about how great Mitsubishi engineers their cars. One of his best friends has an 08 Evo, and after hearing that I purchased a 2012 Evo I received this text:

"Mitsubishi guys are like 1%er biker gange, no waving, just mutual respect. Subaru guys hold hands during scary parts of movies ... Welcome to the club."

I LOL'd

Ian0611

iTrader: (41)

The other day it was about 100 degrees here and my brother-in-law went for a ride with me in the Evo. As soon as I started the car I rolled the windows down and then started driving:

brother-in-law- Doesn't ths car have air??
Me- Yep!
Brother-in-law- You're not gonna use it?
Me- Nah
Brother-in-law- Why not??
Me- Because Race Car!!

That's the first time I've gotten to say that in a normal conversation

DsmGuy86

iTrader: (8)

^^^ hahahaha nice i like the looks of ppl in my car when they go to turn on the a/c and i just turn it off lol

Swazeviii

A guy I work with asked if my evo viii has vtec...to make it worse he is a mechanic....face palm

DsmGuy86

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I had a guy say he's got triple vtec in his 91 hatch i thought that was amusing i never knew they made triple

ILuvJDM

iTrader: (12)

yeah they do, it's kinda like nitrous. I think triple VTEC adds around 150whp

DsmGuy86

iTrader: (8)

hahaah yesssss i was to scared to run him even after i saw his motor was a d16y7 non vtec lol i asked were his vtec solenoid was and i got huh umm its in the motor

ILuvJDM

iTrader: (12)

I wouldn't run him if I were you, he's going to torque steer like a boss right into you

DsmGuy86

iTrader: (8)

hahah good ol hondas lol

Jean Jeans

As I read 60% of these I laughed, but I think I was about to throw my keyboard at my computer screen a few times, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW PEOPLE CAN BE SO PHUCKING DUMB! -___-