MX450248

iTrader: (2)

Me: Its AWD turbo
Co-worker: Oh is AWD better or something?
Me: Yeah
Co-worker: My Sky is RWD so if I get bigger tires will it grip like yours then?
Me: Yeah but you have to go with double the size of mine
Co-worker: Oh ok Ill look at doing that

I walked away shaking my head lol!!!!

EvoVIII_03

I had a guy tell me that. I felt like telling him "dude its not a Honda" im not bashing on Hondas it just that some honda owners think nitrous is the solution to everything.

So far I've never heard of an Evo running nitrous so lets keep it that way

Possum

iTrader: (3)

Me: I just need the code cleared in my car. My tactrix cable is at home.
Autozone guyafter checking code) Oh that cant be cleared.
Me: Sure it can.
Autozone guy: Nope that's a rear O2 sensor code. You can't clear that, you need a new one.
Me: No I don't. I have a test pipe and I don't have one. It pops up when I blow the EGR hose.
Autozone guy: If you dont have a rear o2 sensor then that's why you have a CEL you need one.
Me: Look, just clear the code please.
Autozone guy: Whatever you say. This is a nice Galant though.

Maz

I think I would have slapped sense into that guy. GALANT?! REALLY?! Are people that ignorant about Evo's? Lol

MX450248

iTrader: (2)

At Autozone they are lol. I had a guy there tell me I need twin alternators to run emergency lights on my F250 Powerstroke diesel...LED lights at that!!!!

Maz

So it's official. Autozone is a no no.

wessmith05evo

Dont know if its been posted..."wish mommy and daddy bought me a car like that"

23 & in my name only

"its just a fast lancer"

"ill race you on my bike"

"ill race you in my honda"

"thats a fancy civic"

Pssst

iTrader: (8)

Few of those have been mentioned in the thread.... Still I feel the best is

"My boy has a honda that runs (insert insanely fast 1/4 time here) and will stomp you car, but the motors out of it right now"

wessmith05evo

^^^ LOL

& yea i figured most of those have been covered just too lazy to read all 87 pages

Maz

Find a day when you're bored and you have nothing to do. I promise it will keep you VERY entertained lol

MX450248

iTrader: (2)

Yes lol

glockparty

on the phone to the insurance company and i tell her its an evo x mr
and she says "so, is it manual or auto?"
i'm like "......uhh ....neither?..."

>BlazinEvo<

iTrader: (9)

lol i love this thread!

jmle8

"hey what does that wing do for you".

jameelrose

iTrader: (1)

this elderly lady at the gas station walks up to my evo, starts massaging my vortex generators and the asks, "are these just for decoration?"

I say no and breifly explain their purpose. she nods in approval and says "hey... makes sense to me!"





just yesterday a guy in a really old suburban towing a lawn maintenance trailer stops next to me at the light. He motions for me to lower the window. When i comply, he says "when the light turns green, I'm going for it. he was dead serious