Funny/stupid things people say/ask about your Evo!
I'd suggest playing dumb and messing with these people who say/ask dumb $h!t. I like to see how far I can push it before they catch on.
Sep 8, 2012, 01:27 PM
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Sep 8, 2012, 05:20 PM
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dont get me wrong even a 2011 lancer se can get the job done
guy pulls up beside me in a 2012 genesis coupe after trying to race me "i bet i can do laps around your volvo" shaking my head i step on the gas n this guys left miles back
"your car looks so evil" lmfao wtf
i have a k&n intake n my friends in the car "i think u need to get your muffler checked" -.- omg
guy pulls up beside me in a 2012 genesis coupe after trying to race me "i bet i can do laps around your volvo" shaking my head i step on the gas n this guys left miles back
"your car looks so evil" lmfao wtf
i have a k&n intake n my friends in the car "i think u need to get your muffler checked" -.- omg
Sep 12, 2012, 01:16 PM
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This was a g-chat convo I had with a female friend of mine. She was trying to get me to sell my Evo. Name is blurred out for anonimity purposes!
By sparrow9998 at 2012-09-12
By sparrow9998 at 2012-09-12
Sep 13, 2012, 06:23 AM
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This was a g-chat convo I had with a female friend of mine. She was trying to get me to sell my Evo. Name is blurred out for anonimity purposes!
By sparrow9998 at 2012-09-12
By sparrow9998 at 2012-09-12
Why does she want you to sell a car at all, much less replace it with the poser cars that she named?
Sep 17, 2012, 09:13 AM
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I dunno 'bout you guys, but I constantly get asked: "How many speeding tickets you got?"
And then they get surprised with a little mix of confused when I respond "None" with a smirk.
And then they get surprised with a little mix of confused when I respond "None" with a smirk.
Sep 17, 2012, 04:03 PM
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Was walking out of Best Buy the other day, and saw a guy pulling into the spot next to my car in a purple Geo Prism.
Guy: so are you in some kind of car club?
Me: excuse me? I didn't really hear him.
Guy: well I saw this lettering on the back said "evolution IX" and thought maybe it was some kind of car club.
me:
no it's the model of the car, the mitsubishi lancer evolution IX. That's the badging the car comes with factory in the UK.
Guy: Oh ok I thought maybe that was some symbol for a car club. Never seen one of these, looks like a fast car.
and I lol'd the whole way home
Guy: so are you in some kind of car club?
Me: excuse me? I didn't really hear him.
Guy: well I saw this lettering on the back said "evolution IX" and thought maybe it was some kind of car club.
me:
no it's the model of the car, the mitsubishi lancer evolution IX. That's the badging the car comes with factory in the UK.Guy: Oh ok I thought maybe that was some symbol for a car club. Never seen one of these, looks like a fast car.
and I lol'd the whole way home
Sep 17, 2012, 06:29 PM
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I am a student taking a course in anthropology (study of man) and when the fact that i drive a mitsubishi evolution came up, someone asked if I did it just so to stick it to the creationist.
Also asked if it is front weel drive or rear. i just say both.
Also asked if it is front weel drive or rear. i just say both.
