You know you drive an EVO when...
#200
Newbie
When you get pulled up by highway patrol driving with no plates on and the cop spends 15 minutes looking at your illegal mods before telling you to take it home or he'll have to fine you...
Happened on Monday... And mines not a genuine evo lol
Happened on Monday... And mines not a genuine evo lol
#201
#205
#206
EvoM Community Team
iTrader: (134)
Hilarious thread.
You know you drive an evo when...
you can't get the car to rotate in a turn
you keep telling yourself that you traded features like cruise control, heated seats and nav for, "performance"
your trying to explain to the state trooper/highway patrol that your huge *** wing, lip and BBS wheels are stock
you have to explain to a passenger that the loud 'clunk' they just heard when you shifted hard was perfectly normal
you cringe at the thought of someone sitting on your aluminum hood
you are able to justify spending $30k for a $15k car with its additional $15k in performance
guys in exotics eyeball your every move
you have to ask your passengers not to soil the seats before you go WOT
you only take it out on weekends or for HPDEs and insist on having a, 'daily'
you can't see if the car behind you is law enforcement because the spoiler blocks your view
you speak softly and whisper sweet nothings into the air, making your wife/girlfriend/partner jealous of the intimacy you show it
you tell people that your car, "is a family car" through a smirk
I just make the obese face:
What, your '88 CRX SI?
So true. I remember when Mike in sales @ South Coast Mitsubishi tried to tell me, "That was last years model that had the paint issues." when I picked up my IX.
You know you drive an evo when...
you can't get the car to rotate in a turn
you keep telling yourself that you traded features like cruise control, heated seats and nav for, "performance"
your trying to explain to the state trooper/highway patrol that your huge *** wing, lip and BBS wheels are stock
you have to explain to a passenger that the loud 'clunk' they just heard when you shifted hard was perfectly normal
you cringe at the thought of someone sitting on your aluminum hood
you are able to justify spending $30k for a $15k car with its additional $15k in performance
guys in exotics eyeball your every move
you have to ask your passengers not to soil the seats before you go WOT
you only take it out on weekends or for HPDEs and insist on having a, 'daily'
you can't see if the car behind you is law enforcement because the spoiler blocks your view
you speak softly and whisper sweet nothings into the air, making your wife/girlfriend/partner jealous of the intimacy you show it
you tell people that your car, "is a family car" through a smirk
Last edited by golgo13; Oct 8, 2011 at 12:12 AM.
#207
I work at a bodyshop and we have two shops right across from eachother,I park on one side of the street and everytime I walk across I stare at it all the way to the other side.I have almost gotten run over numurous times not paying attention to traffic....haha