You know you drive an EVO when...
Oct 12, 2011, 06:54 AM
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You know you drive an EVO when EVERYTIME that you find yourself in traffic and start sensing a burning odor you immediately start to freak out like a frightened alley cat: " what the....? Is that my clutch? Some seal in the engine bay?" But then you realise its some "not very well maintained" car in front of you.
Oct 13, 2011, 10:09 AM
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You know you drive an EVO when EVERYTIME that you find yourself in traffic and start sensing a burning odor you immediately start to freak out like a frightened alley cat: " what the....? Is that my clutch? Some seal in the engine bay?" But then you realise its some "not very well maintained" car in front of you.
Oct 13, 2011, 10:56 AM
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.......When you get pulled over by a state trooper asking if you have been drinking becasue you were swerving in your lane? To whick you reply, "no Sir it is the 265 tires grabbing the ruts in the crappy road and pulling me back and forth!" But, you still have been drinking...................
Oct 13, 2011, 11:55 AM
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.......When you get pulled over by a state trooper asking if you have been drinking becasue you were swerving in your lane? To whick you reply, "no Sir it is the 265 tires grabbing the ruts in the crappy road and pulling me back and forth!" But, you still have been drinking...................
Oct 13, 2011, 12:01 PM
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when you get passed by a person in an illegal passing zone, or a created lane, just so they can try to proove that their car is better than the evo.
Happened to me yesterday, two lane road with a turn lane in the middle, douche in a G35 SEDAN with an Autobots sticker taking up the majority of the back windshield passed me in the turn lane when I slowed down because someone was turning in front of me. Then we came to a traffic circle with a sharpe curve ahead (one of my favorite stretches of road), he went around the traffic circle and almost lost it on the curve. I wanted him to wreck so I could drive very slowly past and yell DOUCHE!!!!!!
Happened to me yesterday, two lane road with a turn lane in the middle, douche in a G35 SEDAN with an Autobots sticker taking up the majority of the back windshield passed me in the turn lane when I slowed down because someone was turning in front of me. Then we came to a traffic circle with a sharpe curve ahead (one of my favorite stretches of road), he went around the traffic circle and almost lost it on the curve. I wanted him to wreck so I could drive very slowly past and yell DOUCHE!!!!!!
Oct 13, 2011, 02:20 PM
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When, in the winter after a snowfall, you casually pass a mustang struggling to make it up a hill and wave at him with a smile - and he flips you the bird back.
