You know you drive an EVO when...
Dec 16, 2011, 10:50 AM
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YOU KNOW you drive an EVO when suddenly during dinner with you girl your mouth turns into an HKS SSQV BOV....and your pushing 30psi at the dinner table in public. All day. Running low 11's with your fork from the pepper shaker all the way to your plate with the BOV going off. Imao shoulda seen the waiters face....
Dude. Reading and picturing the scene is good for morale.
Dec 16, 2011, 11:03 PM
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YOU KNOW you drive an EVO when suddenly during dinner with your girl your mouth turns into an HKS SSQV BOV....and your pushing 30psi at the dinner table in public. All day. Running low 11's with your fork from the pepper shaker all the way to your plate with the BOV going off. Imao shoulda seen the waiters face....
LOL last month I stayed home from school because I had a cold/stuffy nose. I realized that when I breathed through my nose it sounded like a turbo spooling. Throughout the rest of the day I was walking around the house making a spooling turbo and BOV sound.
The perks of being sick I geuss. 
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Dec 17, 2011, 01:47 AM
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YOU KNOW you drive an EVO when suddenly during dinner with your girl your mouth turns into an HKS SSQV BOV....and your pushing 30psi at the dinner table in public. All day. Running low 11's with your fork from the pepper shaker all the way to your plate with the BOV going off. Imao shoulda seen the waiters face....
Then I read it again and I read it right second time around. Damn I must be tired.
The first time I read it is funnier though...
Dec 17, 2011, 03:53 AM
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You know you own and EVO when everytime you have a passenger entering your car you say, please watch my side skirt
When your GF says, why don't you talk to me like that, and you reply with, you can't go 160mph.
When your GF says, you know you could've bought me an engagement ring with all the money you spent on that car, and your reply with, ****, I could've bought you a ring and paid for the wedding
When your GF says, why don't you talk to me like that, and you reply with, you can't go 160mph.
When your GF says, you know you could've bought me an engagement ring with all the money you spent on that car, and your reply with, ****, I could've bought you a ring and paid for the wedding
Dec 17, 2011, 07:33 AM
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This just happened to me yesterday:
You know you drive an Evo when your driving in a mall parking lot looking for a spot with a Ferrari in front trying to leave the mall. I happened to notice more heads were turning to look at my under $20k Evo than his $70k plus Ferrari. Man I love being the underdog
You know you drive an Evo when your driving in a mall parking lot looking for a spot with a Ferrari in front trying to leave the mall. I happened to notice more heads were turning to look at my under $20k Evo than his $70k plus Ferrari. Man I love being the underdog
Dec 17, 2011, 04:56 PM
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You know you drive an Evo when you see a kid in an SRT-4 hammering it and "racing" people at every light. Until I pull up next to him, roll down the window and ask him if he wants to run. He responds by saying "No i don't think so, I'm slipping really bad cause of the ice and I just got a new clutch." HA we haven't had any moisture in about a week......
Dec 17, 2011, 08:08 PM
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You know you drive an Evo when you just drive normally on the highway and pretty much everyone rubber necks and stares at the Evo, even old geezers. And, many mouths enunciate E-VOH!
Dec 18, 2011, 10:37 AM
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You know you drive an Evo..
..when you wonder why you ever bought a 4-door sedan, since you know damn well you'd rather not have the added weight of 2 extra passengers in the back anyway
Do yourself a favor and swap that mess out for a Scosche or JDM kit
..when you wonder why you ever bought a 4-door sedan, since you know damn well you'd rather not have the added weight of 2 extra passengers in the back anyway
Dec 18, 2011, 01:48 PM
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I look forward to driving to work and going home for obvious reasons haha.
