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Old Apr 6, 2003, 10:42 PM
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Removing Bird poop!

Has anyone tried those new car wash wipes from armor-all? can they clean off bird ****!
Old Apr 6, 2003, 11:10 PM
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Haha.. I havnt tried them.. but then I havnt had the problem of birds takin a poo on my car--they fear it.
Old Apr 6, 2003, 11:25 PM
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I HATE BIRDS one took a crap on my car when i washed it off there was a BIG scratch all over my ****ing hood I HATE BIRDS BIRDS
Old Apr 7, 2003, 09:47 AM
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For bird doo doo, I water down the car and let the water make the poop all soft and then thats when I start washing it with car soap. I'm not too sure about that Armor All, it might have chemicals that will damage the paint. I'm just paranoid when it comes to foreign objects touching Bettsy (my car).
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When taking bird poop off....let the water coming out of the hose take care of it and break it up. Now I don't mean stick your finger in front of the opening of the hose and jet the bird crap off....let it naturally stream over the dook and let it break it up naturally. That is the best way! Don't even touch it. There may be small parts of it left and that is ok to take off with a wash but never ever take bird crap off on a dry car or with a wipe. Bird crap after it dries bonds to the paint in a way. That is why you need to soften it first. Hope that helps
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if a birt sh*t's on your car, remove it as quickly as possible!...bird crap can and will etch into your clearcoat...that is why i always keep a bottle of quick detailing spray with me at all times in the car...spray down the crap liberally to soften it up and if you can use a microfiber towel or 100% cotton towel to GENTLY remove it...a bird that took a deuce on my roof had some really hard crap particles (ate rocks or something) which cause minor marring to the surface...
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lol....good idea evo. BTW is anyones car here a "bird crap magnet"?
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mine is whenever i go to my boyfriends house! damn city with the stupid tree lined streets! (its all street parking) hell, i was so embarrased to drive my car it was ****ted on the whole drivers side just madd poo poo crumbs left & right .. nasty!

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Old Apr 7, 2003, 11:40 PM
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You know your a bird magnet after you wax or wash your car. Just my expiernce.
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We have ducks and geese flying in and out twice a year, talk about watching were ya park!!!!
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looks like its season again to take out the dusty ol' pellet gun....
Old Apr 9, 2003, 05:45 PM
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i have found that licking it off works best (hahah), Just get is wet and keep getting it wet until it washes off. avoid scrubbing cause all you are doing is f-ing up your paint at that point
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yummy jp... i usually water it down until it softens then it should juss fall off. i do this cuz i go to the pay and spray places with high powered water guns <---
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hell , lol , the first meet i went to with SCLC , in Costamesa, My car got **** all over by the segals and other birds lol
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