volkmkiv

man i trust you with my sister and you almost let her die!!!!

I hope all your evos turn into ford tauruses

rivalaC

oh, that's just wrong. if i wanted to do that, i'd just turn on the ac

kaioshin

Look, if you would have passed out, the straw would have fallen out of your mouth, allowing you to breathe. I would have made sure you didn't drown in the waterfall though.

cngsevo8

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^ HAHAHAHAHA that waterfall was kinda crazy.... I just thought someone was throwing water on me... lol

volkmkiv

now i get the water dripping comment

TeStUdO

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1 hour and 23 minutes until my weekend starts. I am picking up a tall can of bud ice for the commute home to get me started.

cngsevo8

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^ rub it in...... I have no weekend... lol

kaioshin

YOu have ebola! You can't come in!

lords3t

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Before you decide to drink in the car... consider this....



food for thought

kreionic

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ANything in the works for a 4th of July get together?

kaioshin

Yeah I'm getting together with a bunch of ppl from work. We are going to be chillin' on our computers waiting for 2:30 to come around.

volkmkiv

wow i dont even work on the 4th..
your company must be a bunch of commies
!

cngsevo8

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I'm working until 5..... HAHAHAHAHAHA Sucks for me I have ebola?? Is that made by Chef Boyardee?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

volkmkiv

im glad its you and not me! Gennie we are the only ones here!

cngsevo8

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So here is my Off Topic story of the day...

So all day today I have had people asking me "So what are you eating for lunch today?" So finally after being asked more times than people asking me to do burn outs.... I decided FINE... I'm going to eat something. I cook a lean pocket in the microwave and come to my office with my lean pocket and a sm can of pears. You know those cans with the "easy pop top"... yeah... whatever. So i try to open my pears and the pull tab thinggy breaks off. Now it may not have been a big deal if it were the first time... but I have a collection in my office of canned fruit with no tabs... so out of pure frustration I grab a pair of scissors and stab the top. Now... I don't remember seeing a "contents under pressure" label.... but there should be.... because let me tell you the 4th of July came early for me. As pears and heavy syrup going flying in slow motion through the air... over my paperwork... my calculator.... my keyboard (which my fingers are sticking to as I'm writing this) oh... oh... and the best part.... allllllll over me. Yep... all over my jeans.. on my new shirt.... over my face... in my hair... remember that scene from something about Mary and the "hair gel" on the ear lobe?? yeah... Imagine that... but all over my face. So my friends.... as flies hoover over me from the sweet smell of syrup... I just wanted to say good night... and don't stab canned fruit with scissors.....