dryad001

iTrader: (27)

Ohhhhh which jails was I in? Hmm.

Hales Corners jail (3 times)
West Allis jail (2 times)
New Berlin jail (2 times)
MKE bullpen (4 times)
2nd, 3rd ,5th, 7th, 6th district jails
Sheboygan county jail
Racine county jail
Waukesha County jail (9 months)
House of Corrections (2 times)
San Diego county jail (stupid cops, CO got me out after 35 minutes)
almost picked up in Mexico, buddy I was with did for pissing in the bushes
got searched coming back from Canada

Yup, I was bad in my time but damn did I have some fun. I forgot the uncountable times of being pulled over, harassed, cuffed and let go.

I think it's almost a right of passage getting locked up, not funny now but....ahhh memories. If anyone wants to hear each story I can remember each and every time.

bttkcooled

iTrader: (-4)

holy F, once is enough for me. Id like to keep my **** virginity!

dryad001

iTrader: (27)

Word of advise. If your ever locked up for an extended period of time. Act like your nuts. All the spooks will think your crazy and stay the hell away from you. Tried and true method.

dryad001

iTrader: (27)

Now Im not sure what the O-town jails are like, but I really don't want to find out. Thats all in my past, hopefully. Id much rather sit on the beach than a bench.

bttkcooled

iTrader: (-4)

umm, wouldnt they put you in a nut house afterwords then, or a more secure cell?

TTP Engineering

iTrader: (465)

That's Gangsta.

dryad001

iTrader: (27)

Nope. Unless you do harm to someone else or try and off yourself.

Almost amazing they still let me play with guns.

laakness

iTrader: (12)

Haha, gansta mario!

bolsen

iTrader: (2)

Dryaad, you're not my hero anymore

Nez136

iTrader: (10)

Dryad was always my hero, ever since i heard about GTA, lol!

r3z0nate

iTrader: (3)

God knows they aren't doing their job anyway. I see most of the cops sitting around here trying to nab speeders.

bttkcooled

iTrader: (-4)

talking about speeders, when I was in the back of the squad we were shooting the ****. but I got some dirt off him. I asked him about laser an radar. every surrounding county of milwaukee HAS laser. but officers hate using it, cause you need to sit still an hold the gun. most you might already know this.

also he told me, that if you DO get pulled over, ask to see the gun AND his calibration sheet, because 95% of the cops that shoot laser dont calibrate there guns everyday like there supposed too. if the calibration ISNT logged, an you go to court you ticket is dropped, no ?'s asked.

Nez136

iTrader: (10)

This is BS, my uncle is my lawyer and we already tried this last time i got a ticket.

can't beat speeding tickets these days, but you can get them reduced to defective speedo....which i already have 3 of

bttkcooled

iTrader: (-4)

ive gotten out of before with the calibration on radar, an officer not having marker lights on at night

Nez136

iTrader: (10)

Maybe i was in the wrong county!