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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:43 PM
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i think i've officially checked out today...
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by dexmix
when compared to the pain of an STD test.. condoms are where its at.
The kicker is they dont use the penial swab anymore. You lucked out getting it before they started only doing urine tests.
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MR Turco
Condoms are for sailors and dex, who needs protection for his infestes girlS jk dextors.

I hate condoms which is why i dont use them. make the woman take a pill to protect from preggers. Plus thanks to dry cleaning i am fully stocked with metal hangers.
condoms<

The pull, spray and pray method has worked for me everytime, except once But that one time was the exception we both agreed on Samantha>
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:45 PM
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condoms<

The pull, spray and pray method has worked for me everytime, except once But that one time was the exception we both agreed on Samantha>
I thought your method was **** only?
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Originally Posted by MR Turco
The kicker is they dont use the penial swab anymore. You lucked out getting it before they started only doing urine tests.
F that!!!!

that was god's way of slapping me around for banging a **** (my xgf) without a condom.
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:49 PM
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Timing is everything on that one Turco...it definitely has to be discussed everytime before so. Or you can be the brave one, use your thumb and check for oil. Its def worth discussing first, if you ask me. No one wants a kaka peen.


okay....is this teh direction you want the thread going??????
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by MR Turco
I hate condoms which is why i dont use them. make the woman take a pill to protect from preggers. Plus thanks to dry cleaning i am fully stocked with metal hangers.
Amen!

I always just tell my girl if anything happens now...be very careful near stairs...
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by IMR-TIM
Timing is everything on that one Turco...it definitely has to be discussed everytime before so. Or you can be the brave one, use your thumb and check for oil. Its def worth discussing first, if you ask me. No one wants a kaka peen.


okay....is this teh direction you want the thread going??????
i just cracked up.
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by IMR-TIM
condoms<

The pull, spray and pray method has worked for me everytime, except once But that one time was the exception we both agreed on Samantha>
haha, i never heard pull, spray, and pray, but i like it
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:56 PM
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okay....is this teh direction you want the thread going??????
at least its not as depressing as the more recent topics have been.
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MR Turco
Condoms are for sailors and dex, who needs protection for his infestes girlS jk dextors.

I hate condoms which is why i dont use them. make the woman take a pill to protect from preggers. Plus thanks to dry cleaning i am fully stocked with metal hangers.
Turco, that is extremely disturbing. Yet funny at the same time. Weren't there girls in this thread at one time?
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by KGHtheII
haha, i never heard pull, spray, and pray, but i like it in the butt anyway, so no biggie
fixed.

You guys have got me in lollerskates over here... just the pick-me-up i needed after a retarded day at work.
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 01:00 PM
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Turco, that is extremely disturbing. Yet funny at the same time. Weren't there girls in this thread at one time?
there still are. ZING! that is directed at a lot of you out there.
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Old Sep 25, 2008, 01:03 PM
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<----------- jealous

using stock ECU speed density to launch golf ***** over a roof with your VTA BOV FTMFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ3tE48jI1Q
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Originally Posted by MR Turco
I hate condoms which is why i dont use them. make the woman take a pill to protect from preggers. Plus thanks to dry cleaning i am fully stocked with metal hangers.
ZOMG. vintage turco for teh signature win!
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