I remember the days of old where Buick Regals, Ford LTDs, Oldsmobile Cutlass roam... with their big Metal bumpers.

No body would even bat an eye if someone "nudges" you with a courtesy tap at the parking lot or else where.

Now a days, we see this >

 

LOL ...but they should make them for the sides to ...door dings **** me off ....I dont think I would go that far though
http://globalcarbrands.com/i/pontiac...22-conv-04.jpg
Catalinas has good bumpers ...lol

 

rather drive around with a destroyed bumper than put that atrocity on my car!

 

Know Exactly what you mean, brother.


No kidding!

Anyone with those things attached to their vehicle seems to just invite trouble...

 

your not supposed to bump cars with these on??? i Thought it was other people being nice enough to let you park really close to them. People are idiots.

 

Absolutely true.
However, have you ever seen some people who park their full-size mercedes (or Hummers, F250s, etc.) in the "Compact Only" parking spot? Not sure if you can call those folks "being nice enough"...


Agreed.
Especially when those characters pull in & park next to you.. and you can't even get into your own vehicle no more.

 

It's funny how the examples they used were on high end cars. Lower end cars need love too!

 

Here you go...

It actually looks better than the luxury cars' bumper protector options

 

This is for real?

 

I have seen license plate frames with foam padding like that to aid in bumping stuff and I thought that was retarded but this is a whole new level!

 

Yes, sir!
See > LINK

Well...
If you think it's retarded... You haven't see this video >

 

Here's an OLDie... But a great video of even having bumper guards WON'T Help!

For your viewing enjoyment > Worth Every Second!
(I especially love section @ 7:05 in, UN-PIMP my Porsche

 

this thread is almost as bad as the stance one

 

can I get an amen!

 

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Ah, come on guys... Why so serious??

Don't you see the humor?
(It's the weekend. Have a chuckle. )