Joke Contest - Win a FREE GREDDY CATCH CAN
Nov 27, 2008, 05:41 PM
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There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time.
On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes.
The first gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!"
The second gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb."
And then the third gay guy says, "I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, "WHY?"
He replied," So he can tear my *** up one more time."
On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes.
The first gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!"
The second gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb."
And then the third gay guy says, "I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, "WHY?"
He replied," So he can tear my *** up one more time."
Nov 28, 2008, 05:58 PM
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Nov 28, 2008, 06:18 PM
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A guy goes into a bar a orders 10 shots of wiskey and drinks them all, the bartender comes up and say you must be celebrating something, the man says "yea my first blow Job". The bartender says wow let me buy you a shot. The guys says no thanks if ten does not wash the taste out of my mouth eleven will not help.
Nov 28, 2008, 06:34 PM
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2 hillbilly's are walking around the farm drinking when they see a sheep with his head caught in the fence, One guy told the other im feeling frisky, so he unzipped his pants and starting going at it with the sheep, when he was finished, he told his partner, ok, your up next!, the friend unzipped his pants, put his head into the fence, and says IM READY!
Nov 28, 2008, 08:27 PM
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If any of you guys have any good ideas for another contest, shoot me a pm. I love giving stuff away. Shoot, I may even start giving away the crap in Karlas closet. 