Rexpeed Vortex Generators = WOW
Jul 25, 2009, 01:46 AM
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Rexpeed Vortex Generators = WOW
Well, lets start this story about a week ago, when I ordered my Rexpeed VG.
Ordering everything was pretty fast and convenient, I have no qualms with them except it was packed with newspaper that was printed in China. (Not kidding, but thats not the problem.) But besides the point, the VG was awesome, fitment was perfect.
Well, this is where it gets interesting.
As I was throwing away the newspaper and cleaning up after the install, I realized that a small piece of white paper fell to the ground. When I picked it up, I had realized it was a fortune cookie paper "thing". (I have no idea how it got in the VG box.)
On it, it said: "You will sense a new reason for life." (Or something like that, I dunno.)
I was like: "WTF, whatever man." and I threw it away. End of story........
Ok, not quite.
Well, I had a midnight craving for some burgers and shakes so I went to the local Dick's Drive In thats open 24 hours. (Good stuff mate!) And as I was coming back from this place on the freeway, heading home, this old White Acura (Integra I believe) just started matching my speed and staying on my left.
I'm sitting here thinking: "Great, some other ricer that wants to race an Evo..... I dont have time to waste my *** on this crap."
Then all the sudden a girls voice was like: "Hey, nice car!" (I had my windows down, summer night drives are da bomb.) I was like "WTF".
I looked over and the car was full of girls.
Ok, Ok. At this point, before I go any further I must warn you, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE FORTUNE COOKIE! Karma will have your *****.
Ok, back to story:
I just looked over and smiled, I was about to just drive away because I thought it was kind of wierd, but not the first time someone said that I had a nice "Lancer". But whatever. Then some other girl in the back was like: "Hey, he's kinda cute too!" At this point I was just blushing.
I started to speed away out of pure embarrassment because I was never a ladies man, (more or less kinda freaked out too) then out of no where, this Acura speeds up and two of the girls on the passenger side of the car just flashed me............
Freaking awesome! Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!111122233333
After that I just kind of....... sped off. I dunno why, I should've taken pictures....... But yeah, I just went home after that...... with a big *** grin on my face the whole way back..... Kekekeke!
As I just installed this VG, and this being the only new thing on my car since the past 6 months or so, I attribute this awesome event to my Rexpeed VG. Yes, and the Evo itself, but the Rexpeed VG takes the crown cake.......
Note to all: Buy a Rexpeed VG if you want to get flashed by girls in an old Acura.
And no, I don't have pics..... although I seriously wish I did......
PS: I found my reason for life......
Thank you fortune cookie "thing" in my Rexpeed Box!
/endpost
Ordering everything was pretty fast and convenient, I have no qualms with them except it was packed with newspaper that was printed in China. (Not kidding, but thats not the problem.) But besides the point, the VG was awesome, fitment was perfect.
Well, this is where it gets interesting.
As I was throwing away the newspaper and cleaning up after the install, I realized that a small piece of white paper fell to the ground. When I picked it up, I had realized it was a fortune cookie paper "thing". (I have no idea how it got in the VG box.)
On it, it said: "You will sense a new reason for life." (Or something like that, I dunno.)
I was like: "WTF, whatever man." and I threw it away. End of story........
Ok, not quite.
Well, I had a midnight craving for some burgers and shakes so I went to the local Dick's Drive In thats open 24 hours. (Good stuff mate!) And as I was coming back from this place on the freeway, heading home, this old White Acura (Integra I believe) just started matching my speed and staying on my left.
I'm sitting here thinking: "Great, some other ricer that wants to race an Evo..... I dont have time to waste my *** on this crap."
Then all the sudden a girls voice was like: "Hey, nice car!" (I had my windows down, summer night drives are da bomb.) I was like "WTF".
I looked over and the car was full of girls.
Ok, Ok. At this point, before I go any further I must warn you, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE FORTUNE COOKIE! Karma will have your *****.
Ok, back to story:
I just looked over and smiled, I was about to just drive away because I thought it was kind of wierd, but not the first time someone said that I had a nice "Lancer". But whatever. Then some other girl in the back was like: "Hey, he's kinda cute too!" At this point I was just blushing.
I started to speed away out of pure embarrassment because I was never a ladies man, (more or less kinda freaked out too) then out of no where, this Acura speeds up and two of the girls on the passenger side of the car just flashed me............
Freaking awesome! Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!111122233333
After that I just kind of....... sped off. I dunno why, I should've taken pictures....... But yeah, I just went home after that...... with a big *** grin on my face the whole way back..... Kekekeke!
As I just installed this VG, and this being the only new thing on my car since the past 6 months or so, I attribute this awesome event to my Rexpeed VG. Yes, and the Evo itself, but the Rexpeed VG takes the crown cake.......
Note to all: Buy a Rexpeed VG if you want to get flashed by girls in an old Acura.
And no, I don't have pics..... although I seriously wish I did......
PS: I found my reason for life......
Thank you fortune cookie "thing" in my Rexpeed Box!/endpost
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damn!! lucky a*s....haha all i get are a bunch of dicks coming up to me saying damn! nice evo dude....i wish a single chick would even say nice car...that would put a smile to my face....and you my friend got more than that...sh*t if i was you i woulda brought there as* back to my pad!! lol
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Yea +1 ^ all I get are guys goming over to nut on my car. I'm paying for some professional model shots to get done just so that I can have a half naked chick rubbing her booty sweat on my car, no shoes bare feet only!! maybe I should get some nudie shots to keep in top drawer of the tool box.
Lucky you man! I need to go and have some chinese food or order something from Rexpeed. LOL
Lucky you man! I need to go and have some chinese food or order something from Rexpeed. LOL
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Man.... I just never thought it would turn out like that! LuLz!
^ ROFLMAO!
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